Mitt Romney attended the #RNC & still made it to Louisiana three days before Obama. I guess Obama just doesn’t care about black people. #DNC — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) September 1, 2012
Mitt Romney attended the #RNC & still made it to Louisiana three days before Obama. I guess Obama just doesn’t care about black people. #DNC
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) September 1, 2012
All across America, liberals are throwing things at the TV and screaming, “Stop putting minorities on the screen! Make it stop!” #GOP2012 — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 31, 2012
All across America, liberals are throwing things at the TV and screaming, “Stop putting minorities on the screen! Make it stop!” #GOP2012
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 31, 2012
Can anyone imagine Barack Obama raking leaves for the elderly or visiting sick people to cheer them up? Please… #GOP2012 — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 31, 2012
Can anyone imagine Barack Obama raking leaves for the elderly or visiting sick people to cheer them up? Please… #GOP2012
Libs keep misunderstanding our coded dog whistles. We’re not being racist, we’re actually saying “Liberals can kiss our ass.” — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 30, 2012
Libs keep misunderstanding our coded dog whistles. We’re not being racist, we’re actually saying “Liberals can kiss our ass.”
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 30, 2012
When you can’t run on your agenda because it’s poison you complain about everything else in hopes that people won’t notice how much you suck — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 25, 2012
When you can’t run on your agenda because it’s poison you complain about everything else in hopes that people won’t notice how much you suck
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 25, 2012
I’d like to see Juanita Broaddrick doing a press conference outside Bank of America stadium when Bill Clinton speaks at the DNC. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 24, 2012
I’d like to see Juanita Broaddrick doing a press conference outside Bank of America stadium when Bill Clinton speaks at the DNC.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 24, 2012
Good news! If Sandra Fluke passes a hat around at the DNC and gets $5 from everyone, that should almost cover her birth control next year. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 23, 2012
Good news! If Sandra Fluke passes a hat around at the DNC and gets $5 from everyone, that should almost cover her birth control next year.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 23, 2012
There’s nothing that makes a liberal angrier than a female, minority, or gay conservative who says, “I don’t need liberals to help me.” — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 23, 2012
There’s nothing that makes a liberal angrier than a female, minority, or gay conservative who says, “I don’t need liberals to help me.”
Every taxpayer should have a right to ask a fundamental question: “Is what I’m getting in gov’t services worth what I’m paying in taxes?” — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 15, 2012
Every taxpayer should have a right to ask a fundamental question: “Is what I’m getting in gov’t services worth what I’m paying in taxes?”
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 15, 2012
So, is Mitt Romney going to put Americans in chains and then give them cancer or give them cancer & then put them in chains?#biden #tcot — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 14, 2012
So, is Mitt Romney going to put Americans in chains and then give them cancer or give them cancer & then put them in chains?#biden #tcot
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 14, 2012
Barack Obama’s core argument: I can’t effectively govern because of Republicans. Re-elect me & I’ll fail to govern for another four years. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 13, 2012
Barack Obama’s core argument: I can’t effectively govern because of Republicans. Re-elect me & I’ll fail to govern for another four years.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 13, 2012
If my dog actually got a hold of a real Squirrel, I wonder if he’d expect it to be full of white stuffing? — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 27, 2012
If my dog actually got a hold of a real Squirrel, I wonder if he’d expect it to be full of white stuffing?
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 27, 2012
President Composite Girlfriend tells us “you can’t just make stuff up.” — jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 20, 2012
President Composite Girlfriend tells us “you can’t just make stuff up.”
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 20, 2012
Every time you see the higher prices for hamburger at the supermarket make sure to thank the idiots who got hysterical about “pink slime.” — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 8, 2012
Every time you see the higher prices for hamburger at the supermarket make sure to thank the idiots who got hysterical about “pink slime.”
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 8, 2012
Know who must really be having a tough time with marketing right now? The drug dealers peddling bath salts. “It makes you eat people!” — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 7, 2012
Know who must really be having a tough time with marketing right now? The drug dealers peddling bath salts. “It makes you eat people!”
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 7, 2012
Life is always a choice between imperfect options. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 30, 2012
Life is always a choice between imperfect options.
When it’s dog vs. stuffed animal in a battle to the death, to the victor goes the stuffing. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 5, 2012
When it’s dog vs. stuffed animal in a battle to the death, to the victor goes the stuffing.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 5, 2012
Life’s not so much cruel as indifferent. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 5, 2012
Life’s not so much cruel as indifferent.
Ideally, a man will make the right decision, sometimes he’ll make the wrong decision, but the worst thing he can do is make no decision. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 4, 2012
Ideally, a man will make the right decision, sometimes he’ll make the wrong decision, but the worst thing he can do is make no decision.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 4, 2012
Peeing on bush in another dog’s yard is the canine equivalent of texting. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 4, 2012
Peeing on bush in another dog’s yard is the canine equivalent of texting.
That was quite the morning feel-up and I’m probably not going to get breakfast afterward. #TSA — April D Gregory(@aprildgregory) August 3, 2012
That was quite the morning feel-up and I’m probably not going to get breakfast afterward. #TSA
— April D Gregory(@aprildgregory) August 3, 2012
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. #bumpersticker — Conservanista (@KirkhamH) August 27, 2012
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. #bumpersticker
— Conservanista (@KirkhamH) August 27, 2012
heh.RT @libertarianview: Hypocrite: A socialist with two kidneys — Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) August 2, 2012
heh.RT @libertarianview: Hypocrite: A socialist with two kidneys
— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) August 2, 2012
We have more evidence that Bill Clinton raped a woman than that Mitt Romney paid no taxes for 10 years. — Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) August 7, 2012
We have more evidence that Bill Clinton raped a woman than that Mitt Romney paid no taxes for 10 years.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) August 7, 2012
I’ll try to pick up the pieces and carry on. RT @ondrasmom: @jedediahbila I have to quit following you, your mouth is trash — Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) August 30, 2012
I’ll try to pick up the pieces and carry on. RT @ondrasmom: @jedediahbila I have to quit following you, your mouth is trash
— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) August 30, 2012