by John Hawkins | January 1, 2013 6:27 am
I think you should pay for your own mortgage, birth control, & college loans. It’s not because I’m conservative, it’s because I’m an adult
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 11, 2012[1]
#LiberalismIn4Words[2] Sloth. Wrath. Envy. Pride.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 13, 2012[3]
Life is a matter of having what you want and paying the price for it. The problem with politics is they leave off the last half of that…
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) September 26, 2012[4]
This would be a great time to own a company that makes survival seeds, guns, or that sells gold. Lol. #TeaPartyVotes[5]
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 7, 2012[6]
If it’s supposed to be constitutional to force everyone to buy healthcare, why not force everyone to buy an ID to take with them to vote?
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 21, 2012[7]
Liberalism is like a disease that spreads by making people sick and then advertising more liberalism as the cure.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) September 30, 2012[8]
I notice that takers always have great explanations for why they’re takers & they’re always sensitive about it because they know it’s wrong
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 19, 2012[9]
Socialism is for those who think most people are losers. Capitalism is for those who think most people can take care of themselves.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 29, 2012[10]
Fun Fact: The GOP’s two top leaders in the Senate, Mitch McConnell & John Cornyn, both publicly endorsed Charlie Crist over Marco Rubio
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 19, 2012[11]
It’s kind of hard to rebrand the Republican party when they insist on keeping the same leaders in charge no matter how many times they fail
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) December 5, 2012[12]
If you’re not responsible enough to pay for your own contraception, you probably shouldn’t be having sex in the first place.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 4, 2012[13]
Dear person who came to Right Wing News searching for, “kimberley guifoyle *ss pics” — we don’t have those. Sorry. Also, really?
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 14, 2012[14]
Obama’s problem is that he thinks of the government as the master and the people who pay the taxes as the servants instead of vice-versa
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 19, 2012[15]
It’s much better for the government to leave even “good ideas” unfunded or cut successful programs than it is to run a deficit.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 20, 2012[16]
Planned Parenthood is all about women’s health, well, unless the women are babies, in which case they want to kill them. For profit.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 25, 2012[17]
A rut helps make you into a slave. A good routine helps make you free.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 1, 2012[18]
When you run across behavior that seems completely irrational, don’t forget that it may seem that way because it is completely irrational
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 6, 2012[19]
People aren’t trash because of who they are, they’re trash because of how they behave.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 29, 2012[20]
Half of stupid is still pretty stupid, stupid.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 18, 2012[21]
A lot of people think sin is more fun than good. And a lot of times, it looks more fun — at first. Later it looks trapped & desperate.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 3, 2012[22]
When someone gets all sensitive about other people “judging” them it’s pretty good bet they’re doing something they’re ashamed of.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 12, 2012[23]
There’s nothing that makes a liberal angrier than a female, minority, or gay conservative who says, “I don’t need liberals to help me.”
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 23, 2012[24]
Most of the people everyone thinks are so original and carefree are just either high, mentally ill, or both.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 11, 2012[25]
I think whether you find people who genuinely seem to be more moral than you to be appealing or repellent says a lot about your character
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 15, 2012[26]
Your tribute to someone you cared about and lost isn’t how much you hurt, it’s how long you fondly remember them.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) May 28, 2012[27]
A rule without a way to enforce it is merely a wish.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 17, 2012[28]
The average person isn’t mean. They’re just so wrapped up in their own little world that they don’t think much about other people’s problems
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 19, 2012[29]
High self esteem coupled with mediocrity is actually considerably worse than low self-esteem.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) May 12, 2012[30]
Life’s not so much cruel as indifferent.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 5, 2012[31]
People don’t learn morality, patriotism, intelligence, or hard work w/out being taught. Evil, being unpatriotic, stupid, and lazy come easy.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 22, 2012[32]
If you could hire women to do the same work as men for 72 cents on the dollar, all female firms would be dominant. Of course, it’s not true.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) October 17, 2012[33]
As a society we’ve gone past hiding the truth all the way to pretending that horrible, destructive behavior is admirable to spare feelings
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) October 10, 2012[34]
No legalisms, manmade ethics system, or meaningless exhortations to be “nice” can come close to replacing Christianity.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 24, 2012[35]
Shouldn’t abortion be considered a hate crime?
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 4, 2012[36]
Every taxpayer should have a right to ask a fundamental question: “Is what I’m getting in gov’t services worth what I’m paying in taxes?”
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 15, 2012[37]
No worker should be forced to join a union. No business should be required to only hire unionized workers.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 2, 2012[38]
In all of recorded human history, other than perhaps the Aztecs, I’m not sure there’s been a group as dedicated to killing babies as libs
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 7, 2012[39]
We’re refighting the Cold War in America with Republicans in the role of the United States and Democrats in the role of the Soviets. Discuss
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 29, 2012[40]
Voter fraud? There’s no voter fraud, so there’s no need to take any steps to prevent it! — Signed, the people who benefit from voter fraud
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 11, 2012[41]
@toure[42] I don’t know if anybody has ever said this to you before you race hustler, but if not let me be the first: You can kiss my white ass
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) October 4, 2012[43]
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