Question: "Please describe, in detail, with dialouge, your version of a vampire fight between Blade and Edward Cullen." -- President_FriedmanEdward Cullen: Hi! I like baseball and I sparkle! Can we be pals?
Blade: Some motherf*cker’s always tryin’ to iceskate uphill.
Edward Cullen: Did I mention I'm over 100 years old and I like to date high school girls? Oooh -- and I brood a lot!
Blade: (Cuts his head off and keeps stabbing him over and over and over)
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