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September 08, 2009
Van HelsingNewsweek Declares White Babies to Be Racist

If you're Caucasian, don't think you're ever clean of the moonbat answer to original sin. According to Newsreek, even babies are racist. At the Children's Research Lab at the University of Texas — located in liberal Austin, the Berkeley of the Southwest — Birgitte Vittrup attempted to measure how effective propaganda is at instilling multiculturalist ideology in small children. She...

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September 04, 2009
Van HelsingObama Admin Caught in Lie on Van Jones

As noted yesterday, top Obama advisor Van Jones — the foul-mouthed, self-avowed communist who has apparently absconded with $60 billion of our money meant to create mythical "green jobs" — is a 9/11 Truther. The Obamination Administration has reacted to this revelation by lying: In a statement issued Thursday evening Jones said of "the petition that was circulated today, I...

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Van HelsingConfirmed: Chevy Volts Are for Idiots

The moonbats at Roto-Reuters are aghast: Audi of America President Johan de Nysschen has said that the Chevy Volt will fail and that anybody who buys the car is an idiot. Not only that, de Nysschen has lumped proponents of any type of electric car into a category of "intellectual elite who want to show what enlightened souls they are."...

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September 03, 2009
Van HelsingPublic School Reading

No doubt the socialist apparatchiks who run public schools have your kids studying up for Chairman Zero's big speech to the children next Tuesday. Here are a couple of books likely to dominate their homework assignments, with excerpts via P.U.M.A.: He was there in Chicago because he cared about these people. They were his family. People in Kenya were his...

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Van HelsingMoonbat Answer to Pledge of Allegiance

As seen in elementary school classrooms and available here, the Pledge Allegiance to the Earth poster: As Glenn Beck put it yesterday: Well, how about this one? This was sent in by a listener of the radio program. This is a poster that was in their child's classroom. Look at this. I pledge allegiance to the Earth. We have people...

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September 02, 2009
Van HelsingFloundering Olbermann Claims to Have Highest Ratings in Cable News

Shrill ultra-left propagandist Keith Olbermann has now declared that his pathetic Countdown program is the highest rated cable news show on TV. The facts tell a very different story, so Oderman gives them a violent twist: I hate to intrude with the facts but ours is the highest rated cable news program viewers 35 and younger and the highest rated...

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Van HelsingPrisoners Eat Better Than NHS Patients

If you don't like the wretched food served in hospitals by Britain's socialistic health service, at least there's something you can do about it — get thrown in jail: Researchers have claimed the food provided in prisons is better than in NHS hospitals. Experts from Bournemouth University examined the quality of food offered to prisoners and NHS patients. … Professor...

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September 01, 2009
Van HelsingDavid Brooks Divulges the Roots of His Man Crush

Obamunist bootlicker David Brooks of the New York Times wants us to know why he worships the Community Activist in Chief. Here's how he describes their first encounter: I remember distinctly an image of — we were sitting on his couches, and I was looking at his pant leg and his perfectly creased pant, and I'm thinking, a) he's going...

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Van HelsingWarmists Advocate Manmade Volcanoes

Since the global warming crisis is not real, it can only be addressed with unreal solutions — and nothing could be more unreal than the latest scheme to save the polar bears by polluting the air with millions of tons of sulfur from artificial volcanoes. The demented plot — worthy of Doctor Evil at his most malevolent — is backed...

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August 31, 2009
Van HelsingOrganizing for America Astroturfs in Denver

Looking at the Left demonstrates how our rulers attempt to manufacture consent with excellent coverage of the spectacle staged by Organizing for America in Denver Friday. A few pictures tell the general story. Here they come — the Dems' version of spontaneous grass roots activists: In case anyone actually believes that Dems aren't after "single-payer healthcare"; i.e., total government control...

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Van HelsingEven CNN Sees Through Obamanomics

Even CNN has dropped the absurd lie that Comrade Obama's rule is going to mean lower taxes for anyone: The more the country lives on a credit card, the more it makes itself beholden to the demands of its creditors — many of which are overseas. The danger is that buyers of U.S. debt could become concerned that the country...

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August 28, 2009
Van HelsingJustice Department Kills Investigation Into Bill Richardson's Crimes

Not even Comrade Obama had the audacity to add the glaringly corrupt Bill Richardson to the collection of kooks and tax cheats that passes for his cabinet. But his administration is glad to lend a hand to keep the crook out of jail: New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson and former high-ranking members of his administration won't be criminally charged in...

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Van HelsingGlobal Warming Computer Spews Tons of CO2

As there is zero evidence that human carbon dioxide emissions have any effect on climate, authoritarian leftists using the global warming hoax as a Trojan horse for totalitarianism have resorted to computer models to prove whatever their ideology requires them to prove regarding the climate of the future. It's a good thing the whole crisis is a complete farce; otherwise,...

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August 27, 2009
Van HelsingReport Reveals Horrors of British Socialized Medicine

Still more socialized medicine horror stories from Britain: One million NHS patients have been the victims of appalling care in hospitals across Britain, according to a major report released today. […The report] disclosed a horrifying catalogue of elderly people left in pain, in soiled bed clothes, denied adequate food and drink, and suffering from repeatedly cancelled operations, missed diagnoses and...

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Van HelsingUN Demands Kindergarteners Be Taught How to Masturbate

Yesterday at John McCain's town hall in Phoenix, a moonbat stood up and announced that some things are so important that they must be turned over to the government — namely, healthcare. A wiser person would have said that some things are so important that they must be kept away from the government at all costs — including not only...

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August 26, 2009
Van HelsingObamunist Brownshirts Attempt a Reichstag Fire

Obamunists' clever handiwork. Obamunists have taken the staged phoniness that characterizes their movement a little too far by vandalizing the Democrat HQ in Denver in an attempt to help the mainstream media paint opponents of socialized medicine as violent fanatics. One of two people suspected of shattering 11 windows Tuesday morning at the state Democratic Party headquarters has an...

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Van HelsingSocialized Medicine Has Women Giving Birth in Odd Places

If America does succumb to socialized medicine, no one can say we weren't warned about what it would be like. The latest from Britain: Thousands of women are having to give birth outside maternity wards because of a lack of midwives and hospital beds. The lives of mothers and babies are being put at risk as births in locations ranging...

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August 25, 2009
Van HelsingThird Rail Gives Seniors a Jolt

Anyone foolish enough to want their healthcare in the hands of Big Government might want to think again in light of Social Security benefit cuts. Millions of older people face shrinking Social Security checks next year, the first time in a generation that payments would not rise. … By law, Social Security benefits cannot go down. Nevertheless, monthly payments would...

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Van HelsingRapist Steals Painting of Virgin Mary to Pay for Abortion

Stories like this make it clear that liberals have been winning the culture war: A Nebraska man who stole a painting of the Virgin Mary to finance an abortion for a teen he raped has been convicted of first-degree sexual assault and felony theft. Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez, 39, of Omaha, pleaded no contest to the charges Friday and faces up to...

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August 24, 2009
Van HelsingPaterson Plays the Race Card

Here's a surprise: NY Governor David Paterson's approval ratings aren't in the cellar because he's an incompetent moonbat, but because Whitey is racist: The state's first black governor … blamed his political woes — and those of President Obama — on a white-dominated media that he accused of taking part in an "orchestrated" attack campaign. "We're not in the post-racial...

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Van HelsingKeith Olbermann Mistaken for Jackass

Too perfect: Los Angeles Times' TV listings put the show "Jackass" in Keith Odormann's time slot. The understandable Freudian slip led to this erratum: LA Times blogger Andrew Malcolm comments: It's not the Worst Mistake in the World. But without this kind of correction, online too, a few thousand people might have tuned into MSNBC, the Obama administration's favorite cable...

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August 21, 2009
Van HelsingAdoption Ads on Pervert Page

With this I can rest my case against the obscenity known as homosexual adoption: AdoptionSF.org, a joint project of the City of San Francisco's Human Services Agency and Family Builders by Adoption is advertising for adoptive parents on the "Mister Marcus" page of San Francisco's Bay Area Reporter website. The Reporter's front page motto is "Serving the gay, lesbian, bisexual,...

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Van HelsingSinking Fast

Buyer's remorse is setting in as voters become wise to the monumental scam the liberal media pulled on them by portraying Comrade Obama as a fit candidate for president. According to the latest Zogby poll, Asked whether they approve or disapprove of the president's job performance, just 45.3 percent of likely voters say they approve. That compares with 50.5 percent...

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August 20, 2009
Van HelsingFree Viagra for Unincarcerated Child Molester

Not everyone is left waiting indefinitely for crucial medication under Britain's socialized medicine: A paedophile with a 30-year history of abusing children is being prescribed Viagra on the NHS… Roger Martin, 71, merely has to visit his GP to obtain the libido-enhancing drug, even though experts warn it will enable him to continue preying on children despite his age. …...

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Van HelsingPan-European Picnic

Yesterday was the anniversary of the Pan-European Picnic, an event more of us should remember: Twenty years ago Wednesday, members of Hungary's budding opposition organized a picnic at the border with Austria to press for greater political freedom and promote friendship with their Western neighbors. Some 600 East Germans got word of the event and turned up among the estimated...

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Van Helsing's Archives
ACORN May Impose Lifestyle Regulations Under ObamaCare (August 19, 2009, 1:55 pm)
Obama Devotes Our Money to Oil Exploration — By Brazil (August 19, 2009, 1:49 pm)
Burkinis Becoming Mandatory in Britainistan (August 18, 2009, 2:22 pm)
We Surround Them in All 50 States (August 18, 2009, 2:14 pm)
Silencing Talk Radio in the Name of Diversity (August 17, 2009, 3:50 pm)
A Savage Mob (August 17, 2009, 3:43 pm)
Intelligence Gathering at Today's DHS (August 14, 2009, 1:06 pm)
Profiles in Countermoonbattery: Charles Augusto Jr. (August 14, 2009, 1:03 pm)
Comrade Obama Loses the Middle (August 13, 2009, 2:23 pm)
Sheila Jackson Lee's Phony Doctor (August 13, 2009, 2:19 pm)
The Healing Sounds of ObamaCare (August 12, 2009, 2:39 pm)
Senate Restaurants Offered a Foretaste of ObamaCare (August 12, 2009, 2:34 pm)
Racism Isn't About Race (August 11, 2009, 2:20 pm)
Public Growing Wise to Global Warming Hoax (August 11, 2009, 2:12 pm)
NY Times: Babies Are Pollution (August 10, 2009, 1:29 pm)
Paul Krugman Yelps That Opposing ObamaCare Is Racist (August 10, 2009, 1:20 pm)
Science Czar John Holdren's Eugenicist Idol Harrison Brown (August 7, 2009, 11:37 am)
War on Terror Is Officially Over (August 7, 2009, 11:30 am)
Wearable Carbon Credit Meter (August 6, 2009, 12:26 pm)
Pavlik Morozov Award (August 6, 2009, 12:20 pm)
Congresscritters Help Themselves to More Gulfstreams (August 5, 2009, 1:54 pm)
Obama's Report Card at CNN (August 5, 2009, 1:48 pm)
Out Comes the Race Card to Counter Obama the Socialist Joker Mania (August 4, 2009, 1:03 pm)
Obamunists Attempt to Crash Merrick Tea Party, Fail (August 4, 2009, 12:55 pm)
The New Yorker Calls for End of States Rights (August 3, 2009, 1:39 pm)
Science Czar Wants Us Sued by Trees (August 3, 2009, 1:34 pm)
Stimulus Loot Funds Avant-Garde Pornography (July 31, 2009, 1:54 pm)
Roseanne Barr's Reenactment of the Holocaust (July 31, 2009, 1:46 pm)
Market Dries Up for US Debt (July 30, 2009, 1:41 pm)
Home Depot Recruits Children as Homosexual Props (July 30, 2009, 1:33 pm)
Obama's Science Czar: Babies Aren't Human Until They've Been Socialized (July 29, 2009, 2:05 pm)
Ian Plimer Takes the Long View on the Global Warming Hoax (July 29, 2009, 1:16 pm)
ObamaCare Will Rid Us of Useless Eaters (July 28, 2009, 1:09 pm)
A Horror Film Unfolding (July 28, 2009, 1:02 pm)
Defacing the Bible as Taxpayer-Funded Art (July 27, 2009, 1:02 pm)
Michael Savage Was Banned From Britain to Meet Non-Muslim Quota (July 27, 2009, 12:54 pm)
Scientists Confirm That Global Warming Is a Lie (July 24, 2009, 1:38 pm)
Campaign Against Hot Dogs Continues (July 24, 2009, 1:34 pm)
Daniel Suelo, Hippie Caveman (July 23, 2009, 2:19 pm)
Cass Sunstein: Yet Another Wacky Totalitarian Czar (July 23, 2009, 2:11 pm)
Obamunist Unity (July 22, 2009, 1:13 pm)
Unconstitutional Honduran Referendum Was Rigged, MSM Silent (July 22, 2009, 1:08 pm)
More of Our Money for Abortionists in "Pro-Life" Farce (July 21, 2009, 11:56 am)
Wild Horses Couldn't Drag Them Away From Their Spending Spree (July 21, 2009, 11:48 am)
ATF Discards Second and Tenth Amendments (July 20, 2009, 2:45 pm)
The Downside of Apollo 11 (July 20, 2009, 2:33 pm)
No Fishing at Sea Kitten State Beach (July 17, 2009, 1:10 pm)
Lumps of Cells That Learn and Remember (July 17, 2009, 1:05 pm)
ObamaCare Bans Private Insurance (July 16, 2009, 1:14 pm)
Social Security Bureauweenies Party Hardy on Your Dime at Posh Resort (July 16, 2009, 11:54 am)

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