Obama’s KSM Show Trial Will Cost NYC $100 Million
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Circus show trials don’t come cheap. According to Charles “Chucky Schmucky” Schumer, the bill for Chairman Zero to put George W. Bush, the CIA, the military, and pre-Moonbat Messiah America on trial will come to a pretty penny:
“Rough estimate from the city of New York, which I received yesterday, place the added cost of moving...
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Los Angeles ACORNista Eager to Assist Child Prostitution Business
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James O’Keefe on the latest ACORN video released by himself and Hannah Giles:
Lavelle Stewart, of ACORN in South Central Los Angeles, tells us she thinks we have to hook up with “someone who’s on that international sex business level,” that “14 and 15 year olds been traveling overseas for years,” that she can do independent...
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Police Grovel Before Muslim Maniacs
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The obsequious political correctness that allowed Nidal Malik Hasan to fester away until he was ready to launch his terrorist massacre at Ford Hood is hardly limited to the military. Law enforcement is rotted through with it too:
The Ummah, a violent fundamentalist Sunni Islamic group in Detroit, advocates a separate Islamic state that would be...
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British Bureauweenies Nix Anti-Cancer Drug
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Socialized medicine doesn’t really mean death panels. It means pleasantly named bureaucracies like Britain’s NICE, which has just ruled that those with liver cancer are a burden on The State and must die quickly for the greater good. What use are taxpayers who are too sick to pay taxes?
The health watchdog has blocked a critical...
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KSM Show Trial Script Has Been Written
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The plan for helping Khalid Sheikh Mohammed complete the 9/11 terror atrocities is all mapped out. First the Obamination Administration postures as morally righteous in contrast to George Bush, against whom Chairman Zero continues to campaign, despite W last having run for office in 2004. Then KSM is granted a soapbox from which to denounce...
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Global Warming Produces Plague of Giant Jellyfish
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Even as the wheels come loose from the discredited global warming hoax, the statist media continues to fabricate exotic new threats in an increasingly farcical attempt to scare us into believing in the liberal elite’s favorite Trojan horse for totalitarianism. Now we need the Authorities to do something really drastic or we’ll be menaced by...
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Unnamed Experts Find Michele Bachmann Extreme
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Michele Bachmann must be doing something right. She’s scared the pants off moonbats all the way over in England:
Bachmann, at 53, is a darling of the so-called Tea Party movement, which has campaigned vociferously against healthcare reform, the economic stimulus package and legislation to combat climate change. Her followers have been behind mass rallies in...
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Union Goons Go After Aspiring Eagle Scout
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No good deed goes unpunished, in a country dominated by Comrade Obama’s union cronies:
In pursuit of an Eagle Scout badge, Kevin Anderson, 17, has toiled for more than 200 hours over several weeks to clear a walking path in an east Allentown park.
Little did the do-gooder know that his altruistic act would put him in...
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So much for people being judged by the content of their character. Our president was chosen primarily for his skin color; U.S. District Judge Ivan L.R. Lemelle in Louisiana has ruled that the same should hold true for school board members:
A federal judge ordered the Tangipahoa Parish School Board this week to hire qualified...
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Could Walk
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Elections have consequences. One consequence of voters’ appalling lapse of judgment last November is that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind behind the Muslim atrocities of 9/11, may soon be free to plot future terror attacks at his leisure.
Mohammed and the four others — Waleed bin Attash, Ramzi Binalshibh, Mustafa Ahmad al-Hawsawi and Ali Abd...
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Liberal Blog Learns to Appreciate W
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Despite his Big Government tendencies, at least W is a class act — as even the libs at HillBuzz now acknowledge:
If you have been reading us for any length of time, you know that we used to make fun of “Dubya” nearly every day…parroting the same comedic bits we heard in our Democrat circles, where...
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Client #9 to Address Harvard Ethics Center
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Our degenerate liberal elite rulers are redefining the term “self-parody“:
Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer will give a lecture Thursday afternoon at Harvard University’s ethics center, raising a few questions over what the prostitute-visiting ex-official has to say on the topic.
The engagement drew an objection from the former madam whose escort service provided Spitzer...
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Victim of White Privilege Takes His Revenge at Columbia
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It could be time for another beer summit:
A prominent Columbia architecture professor punched a female university employee in the face at a Harlem bar during a heated argument about race relations…
Police busted Lionel McIntyre, 59, for assault yesterday after his bruised victim, Camille Davis, filed charges.
McIntyre and Davis, who works as a production manager in...
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Not So Merry Christmas Coming in New York
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Big Government grows at a rate that exceeds even the rate it bleeds the life out of the economy — as evidenced by New York, which is scheduled to go bankrupt by Christmas despite the second-highest tax rate in the country. Accidental governor David Paterson is yelping in panic:
“We’re going to run out of cash...
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Mayor Daley Blames Islamic Terror Attack on America’s Love of Guns
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When an Islamic extremist screams “Allahu akbar” and opens fire on American soldiers, liberals know one thing for sure — it can’t have anything to do with Islam. 9/11 put Muslims first in line for the privileges of political correctness; their barbarous death cult is consequently beyond reproach.
But this hasn’t left the Left at a...
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Lindsey Gramnesty in Bed With George Soros
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Moonbat politics makes for some extremely unsavory bedfellows. With amnesty for illegal alien colonists off the front burner for now, alleged Republican Lindsey Graham has been advancing the liberal agenda by pushing “climate change” legislation. Ads running in his home state declare that he is “fighting to protect South Carolina” by helping the Obamination Administration...
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Indymedia Moonbats Feel the Heavy Hand of Big Government
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Even some moonbats are getting unnerved by the Obamination Administration’s intrusiveness, hyper-politicization of the media, and aggressive contempt for the First Amendment:
In a case that raises questions about online journalism and privacy rights, the U.S. Department of Justice sent a formal request to an independent news site ordering it to provide details of all reader...
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Army Doubles Down on Political Correctness That Enabled Hasan
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The governmedia has been twisting itself into pretzels in attempts to justify siding with Muslim terrorist Nidal Malik Hasan against the memories of the 13 Americans he murdered. “Compassion fatigue” doesn’t even begin to pass the laugh test, but our liberal rulers have an alternate explanation for Hasan’s killing spree: he was harassed for being...
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Radiation Threat From Environmentally Correct Moonbatmobiles
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If there’s one thing sanctimonious moonbats will never run short of, it’s pernicious unintended consequences. From Israel:
The Environmental Protection Ministry confirmed to The Jerusalem Post this week that it has launched an independent study of exposure to electromagnetic radiation from hybrid car batteries.
There have been concerns raised both here and abroad that the batteries might...
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Moonbat Tech: Electric Police Cars
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Stressing official preference for pandering to political correctness rather than controlling crime, police in Oxford, England are puttering around in electric ecojokes.
The $33,000 Mitsubishi iMievs are guaranteed unhurtful to polar bears (since electricity is generated from pixie dust) and can go 100 miles on a charge — but only with the lights off. Consequently, cops...
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Eurocourt Bans Crucifixes in Italy
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Sometimes it seems liberal Euroweenies are deliberately testing to see just how much totalitarian moonbattery they can ram down people’s throats before encountering significant resistance. In the latest outrage against liberty and national sovereignty, bureaucrats of the European Court of Human Rights have ruled that Italians cannot have crucifixes on the walls of their classrooms.
The...
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