Obama’s Midas Touch on display in Wayne, NJ


The Obama 2012 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Bus Tour floated into Wayne, NJ today and at least one star-struck homeowner is high on Hopium:

“He reached out to shake my hand. I thought that was pretty cool,” said Ron Hacker, 60, an out-of-work carpenter. “It was pretty nice of him to come down. He.s got my vote.”

Translation:

I’m unemployed.
My house destroyed.
But Obama touched me.
My vote is deployed.

Don’t ever wash that hand Ron, or the mojo will be gone, gone, gone.

I gotta ask. Did you pet the magic unicorn Ron? Because if Barry didn’t bring the magic unicorn the handshake might not be enough to get you through the day.

Now on the other hand, this is something I’d pay to see:

“The president’s lucky I didn’t get to meet him,” said Margaret Wert, 45, pausing from an afternoon of scrubbing her Fayette Avenue home, the stench of mildew wafting out the front door. “Because I would have handed him a broom.”

Community Organizers don’t do brooms Ms. Wert. Barack Obama has never done an honest day’s work in his life, what makes you think he’s gonna start now?

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Cross-posted from WyBlog.us. Follow me on Twitter @WyBlog.

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