Thank You, Mr. President

For Advertising Info, Write.
rwnews@blogads.com

Premium Left blogad

Left Blog Ad

Permalinks

Thank You, Mr. President

Written By : Brian Garst

President Obama is apparently feeling unappreciated. “You would think they’d be saying thank you,” he said about the Tea Party protests at a recent Democratic fundraiser. In his mind, he’s worked hard his first year adjusting taxes for our benefit. And for what? Nary a Tea Party thank you has been offered. Instead he’s faced protests, anger and mockery. No more, I say. It’s time we gave the President the thanks he knows he deserves, Tea Party style.

Thank you, Mr. President, for raising taxes on those dastardly smokers. Millions of Americans choose to use tobacco to relieve stress, most of them earning less than $250,000 a year. Yet you bravely broke your pledge not to raise their taxes in order to punish them for exercising their freedom to use a product despised by your liberal base.

Thank you, Mr. President, for forcing Americans to get more sunlight. Too many forgo the cancer causing sun for indoor tanning salons in order to meet their skin perfecting needs. Like children who spend too much time in their rooms on the computer or watching TV, a good President knows when it’s time to be daddy and tell them to get outside and play. Thank you for doing so by hitting us in the wallet, where it counts.

Thank you, Mr. President, for taxing Americans who choose not to buy health insurance. The decision to protect against catastrophic financial risk due to injury or illness is a personal decision. As with all personal decisions, we little people are prone to making the wrong choice. Thank you for being there to make sure we choose correctly.

Thank you, Mr. President, for supporting a tax on energy, the lifeblood of the economy. As Americans struggle to get the economy moving again, we must be careful not put our personal welfare above those of climate scientists, who desperately need people to believe their dire warnings in order to get more government funding. Thank you for reminding us that ending the recession cannot come before these and other special interests.

Thank you, Mr. President, for proposing a budget that includes $2 trillion in new taxes over 10 years. Moreover, we realize that no President can go it alone and so want to also extend our thanks to your Congressional allies. Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and the Democrats in Congress have helped you accomplish all this. Not only do we offer them our gratitude now, but in November we also promise many of them some hard earned vacation time to spend with their families, or filling out tax returns.

Brian blogs at Conservative Compendium.

Crimsonfella

Hey Mr President I remember watching you when you were running for president and we kept hearing from the mainstream news media how we can’t win in Iraq and need to bring the troops home.

It was so profound of a belief that you ran for president saying you would pull the troops out of Iraq as soon as you were president and you even bashed Hillary over the head using it in the debates of the democrat primaries.

Yet you have’nt pulled the troops out of Iraq and as a matter of fact you even sent more troops in and have not brought the troops home yet and you now want to try to claim credit for the successes in Iraq.

Why don’t you come clean and level with the american people and tell them how much the mainstream news media ABC,CBS,NBC,CNN,MSNBC,etc was full of sh*t as well as you yourself sir and had it all wrong about how we could’nt win in Iraq and are losing and need to bring the troops home.
Rose

I love what I heard that Rush said yesterday afternoon, “We’ll be thinking you in November, Mr. President.”

hehehehehehehe

Especially if he gives us both Houses of Congress all nice and gift-wrapped.
Rose

OOPS! Didn’t proof!

“We’ll be THANKING you in November.” Rush said.
http://guardian.blogdrive.com/ CavalierX

You can see the same twisted thinking in every Leftist. They figure we’re all like them — selfish, short-sighted and greedy. If they throw us a bone, they figure we won’t mind if they screw over the “other guy.” As long as we get something out of it, we shouldn’t care if they destroy the country and our children’s futures. I’ll never forget the CNN “reporter” who interviewed a man at one of the first Tea Party rallies. She was furious that he was protesting Obama, because Obama had promised to lower his taxes. “What’s this have to do with your taxes. Don’t you realise that you’re eligible for a $400 credit?” she demanded when he spoke about liberty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOrPzVECSjo
zimmy

Here’s the right wing philosophy in a nutshell:

perhaps you prefer that we encourage people to smoke by giving cigarettes away for free? This is the logical extension of your argument.

You’re going to defend tanning salons because what, your Boner headed leader uses them?

If you chhose not to buy health insurance society bears the cost if you get sick. Perhaps you should fight your employer putting money into an account for you draw from since you’re probably just as certain you’ll never need unemployment compensation.

Why do want to keep payng terror supporting countries by buying oil? The president is going to motivate business to do the right thing and ween them off foreign oil, rather than continuing to do what’s most profitable to the detriment of our national interest and environment.

We are for all intents leaving Iraq. Good work president obama.

And thank you for raising taxes on the portion of society whose wealth has grown had and fist over the rest of society due to unjust tax policies.

By November the mad hatters will be working again or dead and that movement will go the way of the John birchers and the moral majority.

Thank you President Obama.

Anyone who thinks the mainstream corporate controlled networks are liberal is probably stupid enough to think clusterfox is fair and balanced, and probably hasn’t been outside their state much less the US.

See you in November losers!
http://guardian.blogdrive.com/ CavalierX

Here’s the right wing philosophy in a nutshell

Well, if anyone knows what’s inside a nutshell, it’s a nut like you.
Hawc18

Don’t be ignorant Zim. It’s not about going to one extreme vs the other in deciding what people should or shouldn’t get to do, it’s about a persons freedom to make their own choices in life and live with the consequences and rewards of their own actions, not having a nanny govt looking over their shoulder and taking away things like the american people are children.
zimmy

So hewc18, you are a liberaterian?

The problem is that we all live with the consequences of smoking whether breathing the noxious fumes while out and about to paying for medical treatment for people who don’t want to pay for their own health coverage because they’ll never get sick.

It’s not about protecting smokers from themselves, it’s so they aren’t a burdon to the majority who don’t smoke.
http://networdblog.blogspot.com/ Christopher_Taylor

When the government controls health care it becomes a government issue to force everyone to be healthy and stop doing things the commissars deem bad for health, even if they aren’t. That means laws to stop overeating, taking kids away from families that are too fat, and so on – as happens in England.

Liberty is about being able to make bad choices, too.
http://guardian.blogdrive.com/ CavalierX

The problem is that we all live with the consequences of smoking whether breathing the noxious fumes while out and about to paying for medical treatment for people who don’t want to pay for their own health coverage because they’ll never get sick.

So you’re against hospitals treating anyone with no medical insurance, then? Interesting.
http://conservativebootcamp.com martinhale

Oh, geeze, there you go trying to confound little zimmy/Jacqui again with logic and reason. Don’t you know who he is? He’s the agitprop master sent to save us from ourselves.

Just ask him. He’s a legend in his own mind.
http://guardian.blogdrive.com/ CavalierX

Just ask him. He’s a legend in his own mind.

In other words, a small fish in a very small pond.
Crimsonfella

Zimmy

Freedom and Liberty beat what you said everytime and are still more important. It is a shame that you believe the opposite of what the US constitution sais and why do you?

Is it really worth giving up your freedom and liberty so that politicians(whether they be democrat,libertarian,republican,conservative,independant,etc) in washington can mismanage the budget of the US that lead to the very problems you think you now face?

And for them just to tax the hell out of your grandkids generation and all because they cannot properly manage the budget and waste billions of dollars(which could mean less of a financial as well as tax bourdon)which puts the bourdon not on them, but on you, and the american people who are already burdened by the things these politicians claim to want to fix(which I would argue were caused by them in the first place)?

You need to read and study the US Constituion because it is clear that you either don’t know what it stands for or just choose not to. Either way you believe the opposite of what the US Constitution sais and again why?

Tell me why you trust a politician so much that you are willing to give up your freedom and liberty?

I mean atleast alot of republican politicians claim to understand how we need to cut out wasteful spending and balance the budget, so that we can give tax relief to the american people lessening the bourden on the american people, even if it does’nt seem to happen alot of times.

If politicians in Washington would truly do these things the american people would’nt be so bourdened to where you have to think that the only way to get healthcare is for the government to supply it.

But you are forced to consider it based on your predicament because of all of the waste in washington and that is exactly what they want you to think to, that they will fix it.Yeah Right!
Crimsonfella

Here is the left wing philosophy in a nutshell.

I am willing to give up my freedom and liberty that the US Constitution promises every american just so that I can have a politician raise taxes on the evil rich people of america and for them to take that money and give it to me.

People who are fooled by left wing political rhetoric will choose that instead of demanding that the government and politicians in washington reduce spending,cut taxes and properly manage the US government according to the US Constitution so that I can do the things that they want to do for me. My freedom and liberry will be intact and it will be easier to succeed in america.
http://guardian.blogdrive.com/ CavalierX

Here is the left wing philosophy in a nutshell.

I am willing to give up my freedom and liberty that the US Constitution promises every american just so that I can have a politician raise taxes on the evil rich people of america and for them to take that money and give it to me.

Except they don’t even do that. The government takes money away from those who earn it and uses it to create huge social programs to provide crap-level “free” services for people, feeding a humongous bureaucracy in the process. Most of the money taken from the earners by the government simply stays there.
MediumHeadBoy

What on earth is a liberaterian anyway? Some sort of library employee or something?
MediumHeadBoy

Or maybe it’s someone from Liberia?

The History of Ernesto Che Guevara – A Short Story

Premium Right Ads

Blogads Right

Previous Features

The Best Quotes From “Ten Prayers God Always Says Yes To”

Hey Lady Gaga, Kids Have a Time-Tested Answer for Bullies: Punch Them in the Mouth

Seven Differences Between Winners And Losers

The Problem With The Occupy Wall Street Generation

The 20 Most Influential Black Republicans

Talking With Chuck D. From Public Enemy About Farrakhan, Air America’s Failure, And Open Borders

User Info

Features

Archives Best of RWN Humor John Hawkins Interviews Quotes Special to RWN