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The Top 10 Funniest #AttackWatch Tweets
Written By : John Hawkins

If all publicity is good publicity, then the tsunami of mockery that has engulfed Obama’s creepy AttackWatch website is awash in good publicity. The whole idea behind the website is to report anything mean you hear about Obama so his website can churn out propaganda in response to it.

The page simultaneously gives off a fascistic vibe while simultaneously reinforcing the idea that Obama is hyper-sensitive about being criticized. So, all in all, it’s not very well executed and quite naturally, it has become a laughingstock. So, with that in mind, here are the 10 funniest tweets about the #AttackWatch website from Twitter.

10) @ScottSwett1 #AttackWatch: I, for one, am honored to be recruited as an informer by our new insect overlords.

9) @iowahawkblog: I’m grateful to live in a country where the totalitarians are so hilariously inept. #AttackWatch

8) @justkarl: .@Doc_0 #AttackWatch already has a bat-signal, but it’s solar, so it doesn’t work at night.

7) @secupp Watch out, monthly jobless report. @AttackWatch is onto you. #attackwatch

6) @freeulysses Hey #attackwatch my boss just said the purpose of a business is to make a profit for it’s shareholders. Can I like, citizens arrest?

5) @RachelWard301 @attackwatch I sneezed & some guy I don’t know said “God bless you”. I want him arrested for forcing his religion on me. #attackwatch

4) @madisonmom4 #attackwatch I have to turn my husband in, he told my son there’s only 50 states. What a commie

3) @CalebHowe Extra points if you turn in your parents. MT @AttackWatch See a new attack on the President or his record? Use #attackwatch to report it.

2) @johnhawkinsrwn Bush wanted people to say something if they suspected terrorism. Obama wants you to alert #AttackWatch if you think someone doesn’t like him

1) @mkhammer I prince of Nigeria. Please to unleash many riches I send you. Simple help by report @michellemalkin to #AttackWatch. Also, ur credit card.

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  • Anonymous

    George Soros says a site like Attack Watch would have made his job much easier… back in Germany in the 40′s

  • Anonymous

    George Soros says a site like Attack Watch would have made his job much easier… back in Germany in the 40′s

  • Doofenshmirtzinator

    Excellent attempt, but if you think these represent the Top 10 I don’t think you spent much time looking through the #AttackWatch tweets.

    • Anonymous

      LOL, I love your screen name! Phineas and Ferb rule.

    • Anonymous

      And it’s also a little weird/sad that he would include one of his own tweets.

      • http://www.wordaroundthenet.com Christopher Taylor

        Why?  He thought it was funny, not like this is an objective list.

    • Anonymous

      And it’s also a little weird/sad that he would include one of his own tweets.

  • Doofenshmirtzinator

    Excellent attempt, but if you think these represent the Top 10 I don’t think you spent much time looking through the #AttackWatch tweets.

  • TheDarkKnight

    Hmmm…

    Not for nothing John but the #2 ‘funniest’ tweet that you posted was your own?

    Is JoeBrit rubbing off on you?

    :-)

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  • Anonymous

    haha, and some the funny folks are all on the left!

    “7) @secupp Watch out, monthly jobless report. @AttackWatch is onto you. #attackwatch” 

    LOL

  • Anonymous

    I really don’t get how the democrats who are supposed to be the hip party, in touch with the youth of today and all, could have put this out and not realized that it would be immediately taken as a joke.

    I mean come guys, are you really that out of touch?

    • Anonymous

      Yes, they are.  And yet leftists have the unmitigated gall to proclaim themselves “the reality-based community.”

  • Anonymous

    And that one about the jobs report is a good point.

    The cruelest attacks against our dear leader have all been in the form of fact-based reports on our current conditions.

    Why does reality hate Obama?

  • http://www.wordaroundthenet.com Christopher Taylor

    Not easy to find the best 10, so many were so great and witty.  What a debacle.  Sometimes you almost feel sorry for the president, he just can’t seem to do anything right any more.

    • Anonymous

      He’s kinda like Wile E Coyote.

      He’s got all these hair-brained schemes that always backfire on him in comical ways.

      You sorta feel bad for him until you remember those schemes, if successful, would result in murder (the roadrunner/ideals that make America a great nation).

  • Leigh

    I liked “New website AttackWatchAttackWatch.com. Turn in anyone making fun of AttackWatch.”

  • Anonymous

    by 1935 anti-Adolph German parents were whispering in their broom closets so their kids would not overhear them and turn them in.  those parents turned-in never came home again.

  • Anonymous

     oops, obama forgot to add the gestapo insignia on the attackwatch page.

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