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Kneecapping Barack Obama at every opportunity.
May 17, 2009, 2:36 pm

Remember this one? "Edwards reaffirms key political question." And this, its predecessor. Oh, did I get abused for this. Even by some pretty slick brains. How could I be so mean. Well. And... and... to Her. What were my mean old words? That ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 2 Return to Top  Ron Coleman | May 17, 2009, 2:36 pm | Permalink Comments ( ) Email this!  
April 1, 2008, 5:07 pm
John HawkinsGreat. Just Great. I turned...
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...Cassy Fiano gay. Update #1: Super, now the story is spreading. Links for sex scandal rocks the internet. Note: For anyone taking a look at this post down the road, it was part of an April Fool's prank. ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: Return to Top  John Hawkins | April 1, 2008, 5:07 pm | Permalink Comments ( ) Email this!  
April 1, 2008, 9:32 am
John HawkinsPick A Leader For Your Desert Island
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Imagine this scenario: you are one of 9 people marooned on a desert island. Conditions are harsh, supplies are scarce, there are dangerous wild animals about, and you think it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility that you could run into other human ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: Return to Top  John Hawkins | April 1, 2008, 9:32 am | Permalink Comments ( ) Email this!  
April 1, 2008, 8:15 am
John HawkinsIf Lindsay Lohan Was A Bear...
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This is a Teddy Bear stripping. It still has on more clothes than Lindsay Lohan -- because she gets naked a lot!!! PS: If you're like me and can't go a single day without knowing every minute detail of Lindsey Lohan's life, from what she ate ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: Return to Top  John Hawkins | April 1, 2008, 8:15 am | Permalink Comments ( ) Email this!  
April 1, 2008, 7:00 am
John HawkinsThe Pictures EVERYBODY Is Talking About
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Okay, I know what you want to see -- even if you don't know it yet, because I have already seen it. These are the pictures that everybody and I mean EVERYBODY is talking about today. We're talking about pics of Paris Hilton and a Paris ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: Return to Top  John Hawkins | April 1, 2008, 7:00 am | Permalink Comments ( ) Email this!  
April 1, 2008, 12:01 am
John HawkinsHappy April Fool's Day!
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RWN returns to a regular schedule tomorrow. In the interim, go check out Conservative Grapevine. Note: For anyone taking a look at this post down the road, it was part of an April Fool's prank. ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: Return to Top  John Hawkins | April 1, 2008, 12:01 am | Permalink Comments ( ) Email this!  
April 1, 2008, 7:47 am

Now it's time for a serious question: who's hotter, Kim Kardashian or Mariah Carey? Let's see, Kim gets plus five points for well, look at her! But she gets -3 points for skankiness. But, you have to take 2 crazy points off of Mariah's score... Who's hotter?Kim ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: Return to Top  John Hawkins | April 1, 2008, 7:47 am | Permalink Comments ( ) Email this!  
April 1, 2008, 7:29 am
John HawkinsParis Hilton Does A Face Plant!
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Yes, Paris Hilton went down, FACE FIRST, while she was trying to get away from the paparazzi! Is that some hillarious shizzle nizzle or what? You know why it's so funny? Because it's Paris Hilton and people don't like her and she's all skanky and stuff ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: Return to Top  John Hawkins | April 1, 2008, 7:29 am | Permalink Comments ( ) Email this!  
April 1, 2008, 7:19 am
John HawkinsThe Celebrity Slut Puppies Poll Of The Day!
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Would prefer that this blog...Continue to cover politics?Politics is for dorks!OMG, I can't wait to find out what Britney Spears is doing today!Oooh, I think they talked about poltics on American Idol once!Enough with the polls! Bring on the bikini shots!  Free polls from Pollhost.com Note: For ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: Return to Top  John Hawkins | April 1, 2008, 7:19 am | Permalink Comments ( ) Email this!  
April 1, 2008, 7:13 am
John HawkinsIntroducing Celebrity Slut Puppies!
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Over the last few months, I've noticed -- and you've probably noticed that the bikini links on Conservative Grapevine do far better than any of the political material. Moreover, these last few articles I've done on female bloggers have really opened my eyes. For example, I ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: Return to Top  John Hawkins | April 1, 2008, 7:13 am | Permalink Comments ( ) Email this!  

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