Jim Carrey: Gun Owners Are “Heartless Motherf&ckers”


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Don’t you love pampered celebrities like Jim Carrey? Here we have a man who walks around in public with bodyguards. But if one of the little people, like YOU, wants to carry a gun so you can be protected, too, well that’s just ridiculous.

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Wow, what would society ever do without Jim Carrey and his funny faces? Why, he deserves to be protected, unlike the rest of you peons out there. If you get raped, robbed, or murdered, well, no big deal. It’s not as if you’re someone important, like Jim Carrey, right? Well, that’s what Jim Carrey thinks, isn’t it?

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