Sheryl Crow Beside Herself With FEARS Of Trump Apocalypse, Guess What She Does Now?

Sheryl Crow Beside Herself With FEARS Of Trump Apocalypse, Guess What She Does Now?

If you remember Bush Derangement Syndrome, you’ll be glad to know that Trump Derangement Syndrome has been ruining the lives of the liberal left, especially the celebrities who can afford to act out on their insanity in ways that the rest of us can only dream.

Now, 90’s superstar Cheryl Crowe is revealing her struggle with the “apocalyptic” reality of Trump’s presidency. As reported in Breitbart:

“My sleep has been disturbed. My insides are ridden with unease,” Crow told the outlet. “I wrote that song before Trump got the nomination – it already felt apocalyptic that people were entertaining the idea of making a man like that the most powerful person in the world.”

“Heartbeat Away” is a track on Crow’s latest studio album, Be Myself, which was released April 21. The lyrics of the song include references to the unnamed president’s possible connections to Russia, including a reference to Russia “blowing up the phone.”

Crow apparently thinks Trump is some kind of movie villain or anti-Christ bent on destroying the world. And how does she deal with the end times?

By sitting on her butt.

“I had to go into deep meditation and find a way to have compassion for the people of this country that are hurting and believe [Trump] cares about them,” the nine-time Grammy-winner told Rolling Stone. “I’m worried, but my meditation teacher said something fascinating. Her phrase was, ‘This is the way forward.’”

Most Americans would react to say, “There’s such thing as a meditation teacher?!” What an awful life she must lead! She has been public with her struggle fighting back brain cancer, but the true horror that consumes her thoughts is currently in the White House. Back in October, she told The View that she doesn’t let her children watch TV when Trump was on.

“I want to be able to say to my kids, being the president of the United States is the most honorable position and it needs to go back to that and we need to change the dialogue,” she said at the time.

But now that the most honorable position is being occupied by a big meanie, Crow is forced to relax her chi or whatever it is you do with a private meditation teacher in her effort to ignore what she believes to be the literal apocalypse.

Sure, Sheryl, sure.

In John Hawkins’ new book, ‘Things Young Adults Should Know’, he teaches that You are not a victim. Crow’s a little too old to be learning the things young adults should be figuring out, but if you know anyone bright-eyed about heading to college in September, help keep them from forming dangerously stupid ideas by purchasing the book from Amazon right now. When they’re back in town at Thanksgiving without having shaved half their head or worshiping communism, their parents will thank you.

Margaret M.

Internet Specialist at Warfare Media.

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