As Temperatures Plunge, Experts Declare Global Warming Is Getting Worse


Record low temperatures and mountains of snow aren’t the only symptoms of the brutal winter much of the country has been having. Another is egg on the face of liberals, who even now are unwilling to relinquish their faith in global warming.

On Tuesday, Winnipeg was as cold as the surface of Mars. Meanwhile, according to government grant–addicted scientists, thanks to under-regulated human activity the climate is warming even faster than hoped (I mean feared):

[A] study published in the journal Nature found increasing levels of carbon dioxide will lead to thinner ocean clouds and reduce their cooling impact, causing temperature rises of at least 5.6F (3C) over the course of the century.

The team of scientists said the findings show some climate models have been too “optimistic” and previous estimates of a minimum temperature rise of only 2.7F (1.5C) could now be discounted.

Why not scrap the obviously erroneous models and pay some attention to actual temperatures? Because bureaucrats don’t pass out grants for that.

Arctic ice has expanded by 50% since last year. Pseudo-scientific frauds searching for their lost global warming find themselves frozen in place. Yet we are asked to believe that the warming trend that has not actually existed since the previous century is accelerating.

As if to underscore the total disconnect between moonbats and physical reality, PETA bimbos are taking to the frozen streets of Minneapolis wearing lettuce bikinis. There is good reason you don’t see lettuce in the frozen foods section.

Once I wished the global warming hoax would just go away. Now I hope it sticks around long enough to demonstrate to all but the most obdurate willful idiots that liberal dogma is a self-evident lie.

Global Warming Hoax

On tips from Bob Roberts. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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