Ex-Microsoft Moonbat Plots Planetary Peril

The nonexistent global warming crisis is a gateway into an alternate universe of pure imagination that really gets the creative juices flowing. An ex-Microsoft technoweenie is promoting a scheme that puts Doctor Evil at his most diabolical to shame. Nathan Myhrvold

thinks that he has found a cheap and reliable way to solve global warming, which does not involve upending and perhaps destroying the world’s economy. The global warming solution proposed by Nathan Myhvold involves running a hose up to the stratosphere with balloons and using that hose to pump out enough sulfur particles to dim the sun’s heat just enough to counteract the effects of global warming.

Blotting out the sun with sulfur should lay to rest any claims that moonbats aren’t trying to remake the earth in the image of hell.

Normally, concepts from the left generate disastrous unintended consequences. Not this time:

Nathan Myhrvold suggests that volcanoes and other natural processes already pump out sulfur into the stratosphere and that his scheme, if adopted, would increase that amount by only one percent. Nathan Myhrvold therefore thinks that there would not be any unintended consequences (like starting a new ice age.)

Maybe we should just stick with letting socialist bureauweenies upend and perhaps destroy the world economy.

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Myrhvold didn’t get the memo that it’s about money and power, not the weather.

On a tip from Mega. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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