Getting Desperate: Warmists Claim Steak Won’t Taste as Good

A recent Gallup poll confirms that despite year after year of hysterical propaganda from the governmedia, global warming does not even show up on the radar regarding issues the public takes seriously. So the warmists are trying a new angle. This actual headline is not from The Onion:

Climate Change to Make Steak and Chicken Taste Worse, Ruining Barbecues for Future Aussies

From the article:

A study of the impact of climate change on 55 foods grown in Australia, found the quality of beef and chicken may plummet, eggplants may look weirder than they already do and carrots could taste worse.

In case anyone doesn’t get it that this is about politics, not the climate let alone the climate’s supposed effect on how steak tastes, they located a farmer willing to proclaim:

“Despite the overwhelming scientific evidence, our idiotic politicians are hooked on coal and gas, which is the cause of the problem.”

By “idiotic politicians,” he presumably means Tony Abbott, who has been rolling back loony left policies meant to cripple the economy on behalf of the polar bears.

Add weird-looking eggplants and steak that doesn’t taste as good to The List.

If this doesn’t work, they might try a study claiming that global warming makes beer go flat.

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Global warming imperils Australian barbies.

On a tip from Petterssonp. Hat tip: Weasel Zippers. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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