A Cheating Husband Was Taken to the Hospital ‘After Nearly Having His Penis Bitten Off By His Wife’s Friend When He Asked Her to Have Sex With Him’

A Cheating Husband Was Taken to the Hospital ‘After Nearly Having His Penis Bitten Off By His Wife’s Friend When He Asked Her to Have Sex With Him’

Message to men out there: be careful before you drop trou and try to get your wife’s friend to have sex with you. Florin Ionita learned this lesson the hard way, when after propositioning a woman for sex, she almost bit his penis off.

Cheating Husband Bitten On Manhood During Picnic

Florin Ionita, 53, had been at a picnic at a park in Chisinau, Moldova, with his spouse and a group of friends – before she took some of them home, leaving him alone with the 24-year-old woman.

But when wife Maria Ionita, 49, returned to collect him 30 minutes later, she claimed to have found him clutching his genitals and moaning in pain, telling her: ‘Call an ambulance, it is going to fall off.’

… After demanding to know what had happened, Mrs Ionita was allegedly told that her husband had tried to force himself on her friend, but she had bitten his penis after he pulled down his trousers.

Mrs Ionita added: ‘I have forgiven him as he was only trying to do what all men try to do – but when I called the ambulance I didn’t do it too fast, and I told them not to hurry.’

The most outrageous part of this story might not even be the injury that Ionita sustained, but that his wife forgave him, and excused it as something that “all men try to do”. What?! Lady, no — all men don’t try to cheat on their wives, and you deserve better than a jerk who can’t keep it in his pants for just a few minutes alone with another woman.

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