Rich Manhattan Moms are Hiring Handicapped Tour Guides So Their Kids Can Cut Lines at Disney World

Rich Manhattan Moms are Hiring Handicapped Tour Guides So Their Kids Can Cut Lines at Disney World

Anyone who goes to Disney World would love to be able to skip the lines — but how many people would stoop so low as to fake a disability so that their special snowflakes don’t have to wait with all the lowly commoners? Well, apparently, the people who would are wealthy Manhattanites who are hiring tour guides with disabilities to skip the lines.

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Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World — by hiring disabled people to pose as family members so they and their kids can jump to the front, The Post has learned.

The “black-market Disney guides” run $130 an hour, or $1,040 for an eight-hour day.
“My daughter waited one minute to get on ‘It’s a Small World’ — the other kids had to wait 2 1/2 hours,” crowed one mom, who hired a disabled guide through Dream Tours Florida.

“You can’t go to Disney without a tour concierge,’’ she sniffed. “This is how the 1 percent does Disney.”

The woman said she hired a Dream Tours guide to escort her, her husband and their 1-year-old son and 5-year-old daughter through the park in a motorized scooter with a “handicapped” sign on it. The group was sent straight to an auxiliary entrance at the front of each attraction.

Disney allows each guest who needs a wheelchair or motorized scooter to bring up to six guests to a “more convenient entrance.”

The Florida entertainment mecca warns that there “may be a waiting period before boarding.” But the consensus among upper-crust moms who have used the illicit handicap tactic is that the trick is well worth the cost.

People complained when Disney had to get stricter about their guest passes for people with disabilities, but this right here is why they had to: because despicable people can’t bear to wait like everyone else and cheat the system in a disgusting way. Don’t blame Disney; blame the jerks who ruined it for the people who actually need it.

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