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The 2002 Post-Election Version ACPOTI
by John Hawkins

When I finally went to bed last night, I was thrilled because I KNEW the GOP was going to get the Senate back. But there were three things I was wondering about. Would Thune win in South Dakota (no), would Coleman beat Mondale in Minnesota (he did), and most importantly, what would the hardcore Dems at the Democratic Underground have to say about the beating their candidates had taken at the hands of the GOP? The bitter & paranoid rantings on the DU boards did not disappoint in the least. Read and enjoy the post-election version of ACPOTI (anyone can post on the internet).

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Sean Reynolds: Why the Republican party has killed the Utah Democrat I'm really pissed on SO many levels today. From the national election to my own damn state. I really HATE the Republican Party and would love to get all their asses into one LARGE room and flood it. Watch them die a slow death.

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BushHeckler: I'm looking forward to serving my new GOP overlords! I don't know about you guys, but i'm really looking forward to killing brown people all over the world, suppressing reproductive rights and setting the country back 20 years!

I know that the whole "trickle down economics" thing didn't work back in the eighties, but i think we should just give it another shot. I mean, if the rich get richer, they'll spend all their money on ditch diggers (like me) and retail clerks, not hold on to it and get even more rich, right?

I kinda like the idea of me and my friends living off of the crumbs of the economic elite.

And anyway, i've been working out as of late. So whenever the US is thrown into an apocalyptic nuclear holocaust, i think that i might be able to fend for myself a while in post-apocalyptic new york or post-apocalyptic los angeles. I'll also change my name to snake.

I just wish that i was lucky enough to get that tax cut and not have to go to war too! Gee, The rich GOP guys get all the good stuff!

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arwalden: This Is IT... I've Found It... I'm IN HELL!!!

Welcome to Hell everyone!

Welcome to a BRAND NEW DAY! A New Day for the beginning of the end of personal freedoms and liberty as we once knew it. In a couple of days, our Reverend General Ashcroft will let you know which of you are more equal than others.

Say goodbye to Miranda and Roe. Say hello to forced prayer and creationism. The student gay and lesbian alliance after-school clubs are a thing of the past. We need the room for more student Prayer-Circle Meetings.

Make room for NINE conservative judges on the Supreme Court. Get comfortable because they will be with us for about 30 years. Join in on the celebration as they UNDO the progress in civil liberties that were realized over the past 50 years.

Hey look... there's Jim Crow. He's back! Hi Jim... good to see ya... welcome to Hell! Come over here and have a seat... right here where Ryan White used to be... we'll soon get rid of that wasteful program. Here in Hell, we think AIDS is God's way of cleansing the population.

Here in Hell you'll see how the innocents are shot by sniper's rifle bullets... yet the evil leaders live on and on. No big deal... because in HELL... you're REQUIRED to have a gun. Everyone gets an autographed photo of Charlton Heston.

Welcome To Hell! Enjoy your stay!

- Allen

=== sspiderjohn: So, how long before they shut down DU? Who's going to stop them now? I'm dead serious; DU is educating too many counter-revolutionaries. They won't tolerate it.

=== freddie57: When dissent is squashed and it will be, will active Du'ers be among the first to disappear? When will we notice that longtime posters aren't here any longer? after the war starts? will homeland security be used to silence our voice? It's going to be hard living in the new amerika, to all of you who warned us I apoligize, I thought the people were smart enough not to pull the trigger. I believe that each and every one of us posting here has a dossier with a corresponding level of danger attached, color coded like homeland security threats. I hope to be on the highest order, They know who I am, but I want to let others know also. I am Rick Ramsay, I live at *** w. Chestnut **** Missouri 64485. I voted democratic, I voted against the madness, I spoke against the coming war. I'm just a f*cking cripple, a pawn, I used the name freddie57 to log onto the internet, but, I plan to be a f*cking thorn in the reichs side until they come and pluck me out. F*CK BUSH!!!!! Come and get me MOTHERF*CKER.

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