The Most Effective Form Of Birth Control Ever: Bayer Aspirin Between The Knees

by John Hawkins | February 17, 2012 2:52 am

The fact that this joke was apparently extremely controversial with liberals[1] shows how utterly humorless they’ve become and how desperate they are to find something to be offended by.

“I get such a chuckle when these things come out. Here we have millions of our fellow Americans unemployed. We have jihadist camps being set up in central — in Latin America, which Rick has been warning about, and people seem to be so preoccupied with sex. I think it says something about our culture. We maybe need a massive therapy session so we can concentrate on what the real issues are. And this contraceptive thing, my gosh, it’s so – such inexpensive. Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.” — Foster Friess

That’s actually funnier than any “joke” Bill Maher has told in the last 5 years, although it would only be considered “politically incorrect” if there were liberals in the room. Stop being so dour and humorless, liberals! Nobody is going to take your condoms away and Foster Friess was just suggesting the most effective form of birth control known to man. There’s never anything wrong with that.

Endnotes:

1. this joke was apparently extremely controversial with liberals: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/02/santorums-top-super-pac-donor-suggests-women-should-use-aspirin-for-contraception/