Women Choose Lapdogs Over Having Children
Eventually, Americans will be replaced by Third-World peasants of alien culture and mentality, who our government has been luring into the country with lavish welfare benefits. But as an interim step, as we stop reproducing, we will be replaced by lapdogs. A report from New York:
Data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention show that a big drop in the number of babies born to women ages 15 to 29 corresponds with a huge increase in the number of tiny pooches owned by young US women, reports the business-news site Quartz.
Dog-crazy New York ladies told The Post that they aren’t surprised by the findings – and that they happily gave up diaper changes, temper tantrums and college funds for the easy affection of their doggy “child.”
“I’d rather have a dog over a kid,” declared Sara Foster, 30, a Chelsea equities trader who says her French bulldog, Maddie, brings her more joy than a child.
“It’s just less work and, honestly, I have more time to go out. You .â€‰.â€‰. don’t have to get a baby sitter.”
The federal data behind the report show that over the past seven years, the number of live births per 1,000 women between ages 15 and 29 in America has plunged 9 percent.
At the same time, research by the American Pet Products Association shows the number of small dogs – under 25 pounds – in the United States has skyrocketed, from 34. 1 million in 2008 to 40.8 million in 2012.
PETA isn’t the only sector of society in which moral decay has been rendering people incapable of distinguishing between humans and animals.
Mary Smith, 25, of Murray Hill, said her 6-month-old French bulldog, Toliver, brings her as much joy as a baby would.
“Dogs are better! Look at Toliver! He’s great, except he snores a lot. He even has his own Instagram,” Smith said during a walk with the pooch. “A dog is easier to transport than a child. It’s less final than having a child.”
But even lapdogs entail some responsibility. They have to be fed and cleaned up after. Also, their mindless yapping can drive you nuts. Look for them to be replaced soon by dolls, which are easier still to transport and even less final.
On tips from Artfldgr and Jester. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.
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