Animal Anthropomorphists and their ‘Bullied’ Dolphin


Dolphins smile, you know? Oh, and they have a bigger brain than a human, too. Ipso facto, they are the most intelligent creature on the earth, or something. How often do we hear the animal rights nuts make these statements? Well, now add downtrodden, bullied, and sad to the anthropomorphist’s list of the assumed traits of the most wondrous creature of the seas, won’t you?

That’s right. Dolphins too are now victims of evil bullies. No, not human bullies, though I assume most animal rights wackos take that for granted. No according to dolphin watchers in California, dolphins are victims of those mean, mean, dolphin bullies. Such is the case of poor, poor “Bolsa Chica Bob,” the “bullied” dolphin that has made a temporary home in a costal bay off the shores of the left coast.

This young dolphin seems afraid to go out to sea where it belongs, these human ninnies claim. It is because the other dolphins have been mean to him, they say.

I am pretty sure that they said that the mean dolphin bullies were wearing high school sports lettermen’s jackets and stuffing poor “Bob” in his dolphin locker, too. I mean, fish do go to schools, right?

Seriously, this is just another example of the fools in the animal rights nutcase community putting on their tinfoil hats and ascribing human emotions and human motivations to animals.

Bullied dolphins? What next, manic monkeys? Harassed horses? Browbeaten beavers?

These animal rightists really go overboard with their anthropomorphizing of animals. It’s just plain absurd.

Warner Todd Huston

Warner Todd Huston is a Chicago-based freelance writer, has been writing opinion editorials and social criticism since early 2001 and is featured on many websites such as Andrew Breitbart's BigGovernment.com, BigJournalsim.com and all Breitbart News' other sites, RightWingNews.com, CanadaFreePress.com, and many, many others. Additionally, he has been a frequent guest on talk-radio programs across the country to discuss his opinion editorials and current events as well as appearing on TV networks such as CNN, Fox News, Fox Business Network, and various Chicago-based news programs. He has also written for several history magazines and appears in the book "Americans on Politics, Policy and Pop Culture" which can be purchased on amazon.com. He is also the owner and operator of PubliusForum.com. Feel free to contact him with any comments or questions : EMAIL Warner Todd Huston and follow him on Twitter, on Google Plus , and Facebook.

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