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Valerie Jarrett Orders High-Ranking Officer to Fetch Her More Wine

Written By : Dave Blount

Like Shrillary barking at Secret Service agents to fetch her luggage, teleprompter programmer Valerie Jarrett let slip the effete and useless liberal elite’s attitude toward our proud military Monday at the Alfalfa Club, according to the Daily Caller:

Jarrett was seated at the head table along with several other big-name politicians and a handful of high-ranking military officials. As an officer sporting several stars walked past Jarrett, she signaled for his attention and said, “I’d like another glass of wine.”

Garçon!

White House economic adviser Austan Goolsbee, who was seated next to Jarret, began “cracking up nervously,” our tipster said, but no one pointed out to Jarrett that the man sporting a chestful of medals was not her waiter.

“The guy dutifully went up and got her a glass of wine, and then came back and gave it to her and took a seat at the table,” our tipster said. “Everyone is in tuxedos and gowns at this thing, but the military people are in full dress uniform.”

“There was no shortage of waiters either,” the tipster added.

They say on the news that the only respected institution in Egypt is the military. The same is becoming true here. But that respect is not always evident from our moonbat ruling class.

If only Jarrett would ask me to fetch her more pie…

On tips from Byron, TED, /not my real name, and Swamper. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

http://www.wordaroundthenet.com Christopher Taylor

Well in her defense, I suspect she’s so clueless about the military that she just didn’t know he was anything but a funny dressed waiter. There still is the rumor that the Clintons used the military as waiters in their first few years.

AF_Vet

“Clintons used the military as waiters in their first few years.”

And porters, and go-fers and anything else the Clintons felt like…

Read “Dereliction of Duty” by Lt Col Robert “Buzz” Patterson.

Shameful their regard for the military–same for Obama and his band of lib pukes. With as many decisions of W’s I disagreed with in his second term, his love and regard for the uniformed military was NEVER in doubt.

StanW

So once again, we see Liberals acting like the pompous asses that they are, while our military personnel act with class and dignity.
http://conservativebootcamp.com Martin Hale

Part of me really wants to call foul on this story. I mean, she was seated at a table with other military personnel in uniform, she could see what their uniforms look like, she’s in regular contact with uniformed service personnel frequently in her job, and she’s not stupid or functionally retarded. I want to believe that this is a rumour which is too juicy to fact-check.

And yet, Washington is a veritable fount for all manner of misinformation and ignorance. Witness Mr. Schumer. Witness Ms. Sheila Jackson Lee. Witness Mr. Hank Johnson. Witness Joe Biden. The list goes on. To co-opt Art Linkletter’s old meme, “politicians say the stupidest things.” So maybe this one is true, too.

http://www.wordaroundthenet.com Christopher Taylor

Its possible she didn’t look, she just saw a uniform out of the corner of her eye. To his credit he didn’t throw a fit, he just got her wine, and probably laughed while he did it.

Anonymous

Or she actually knew him and was asking as a friend…

Not holding my breath thought.

Anonymous

That’s what I’ve been thinking as well. Seems like one of those “had to be there” moments to understand.

AF_Vet

Re: Hotspur1 and blkdragon

You see, libtards? THIS is what’s called giving the benefit of the doubt! It’s what classy folks do.

Try it sometime.
http://www.wordaroundthenet.com Christopher Taylor

And one of the main reasons is that no idiot troll came in here to crap all over the board creating nonsense and making some right leaning posters defensive.
AF_Vet

Re: Hotspur1 and blkdragon

You see, libtards? THIS is what’s called giving the benefit of the doubt! It’s what classy folks do.

Try it sometime.

Anonymous

That seems the most likely explanation. She probably saw him out of the corner of her eye or heard him moving behind her and just didn’t realize who he was.

Even so, if it was a mistake she should have apologized to him when she realized it.

Anonymous

I try and play cautious with these kinds of stories as well. However, I know some other sites, that I won’t mention, whose readers and commenters would eat this up in a heartbeat and would slam anyone trying to get all of the facts before making a determination. Glad to see that’s not the tendency here.

Anonymous

NOTHING better reflects the CONTEMPT for the US military by the lunatic-left d-crat socialists than this incredibly stupid, arrogant, indefensible act.
http://www.cavalierx.com CavalierX

“Like Shrillary barking at Secret Service agents to fetch her luggage”

I’d say this is a lot more like uniformed military officers being ordered by Clinton to act as waiters, carrying around trays of hors d’oeuvres at a 1994 party. Anyone remember that slap in the face of our armed forces besides me?
http://www.cavalierx.com CavalierX

“Like Shrillary barking at Secret Service agents to fetch her luggage”

I’d say this is a lot more like uniformed military officers being ordered by Clinton to act as waiters, carrying around trays of hors d’oeuvres at a 1994 party. Anyone remember that slap in the face of our armed forces besides me?
Wiff O’Grapeshot

That officer showed a hellavalot more forebarence than I would have. I’d have contrived a way to “accidently” dumped the drink in her lap.
Wiff O’Grapeshot

That officer showed a hellavalot more forebarence than I would have. I’d have contrived a way to “accidently” dumped the drink in her lap.

Don_cos

I would have liked to find a sippy cup to put the wine in.
Anonymous

Get her the wine, then gulp down three quarters of it right in front of her and hand her the remainder.

If she complains (when she complains) simply point out that she clearly has had too much wine and he was simply redistributing it to those who had less. She wouldn’t have a problem ‘donating’ her fair share would she?

Anonymous

Assuming this is an accurate depiction that guy had a lot more tolerance than I would have.

But I guess learning to keep your mouth shut when appropriate is something you learn pretty quick in the military.

Too bad the same doesn’t hold true in politics.
Anonymous

Assuming this is an accurate depiction that guy had a lot more tolerance than I would have.

But I guess learning to keep your mouth shut when appropriate is something you learn pretty quick in the military.

Too bad the same doesn’t hold true in politics.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1265896263 Richard Mote

“It was an honest mistake that ANYONE could have made. She was sitting, I was standing and walking behind her and all she saw were the two stripes on my pants which were almost identical to the waiters pants — REALLY. She apologized and will come to the house for dinner if a date can be worked out in March,” Four-star General Chiarelli wrote in response to reports about the incident. If you respect the military so much, why don’t you respect his right to choose whether or not to take offense? He accepted her immediately offered apology and invited her to his house for dinner. You harped and crowed and called her an effete moonbat. Of course, he is an officer and a gentleman. You, evidently, are neither.
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