Welfare Fatty Says She’s Obese Because She Can’t Get Enough Government Cash

A welfare fatty in England is blaming the government for being obese. She says that it is the government’s fault because it won’t give her a free gym membership so she can exercise.

This junk-gobbling, couch potato is positive that she’d become the next Playboy model if only the government would give her more welfare cash.

A 350-pound mother of two claims the reason she is morbidly obese is because she needs more of taxpayers’ money to break her bad eating habits.

Christina Briggs, of Wigan, England, says she can only afford junk food and that she doesn’t exercise because she doesn’t have enough funds to join a gym, the Daily Mail reports.

“It’s not easy being overweight and on benefits,” the single mother told Closer Magazine. “If I was well off, I’d be able to buy fresh food and afford a gym membership.”

This is the kind of idiot that socialism spawns, folks. She is so sure that only government is the answer to all things she doesn’t even have the first thought that her weight just might be in her own hands. She doesn’t have an inkling that all on her own she can stop eating the junk food, that she might start walking her neighborhood for exercise, or that she has the power to begin losing weight without some government assistance to “help” her do it.

Welcome to the end of western civilization.

Warner Todd Huston

Warner Todd Huston is a Chicago-based freelance writer, has been writing opinion editorials and social criticism since early 2001 and is featured on many websites such as Andrew Breitbart's BigGovernment.com, BigJournalsim.com and all Breitbart News' other sites, RightWingNews.com, CanadaFreePress.com, and many, many others. Additionally, he has been a frequent guest on talk-radio programs across the country to discuss his opinion editorials and current events as well as appearing on TV networks such as CNN, Fox News, Fox Business Network, and various Chicago-based news programs. He has also written for several history magazines and appears in the book "Americans on Politics, Policy and Pop Culture" which can be purchased on amazon.com. He is also the owner and operator of PubliusForum.com. Feel free to contact him with any comments or questions : EMAIL Warner Todd Huston and follow him on Twitter, on Google Plus , and Facebook.

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