Get Credit for Being a Pervert on Your College Application

by Dave Blount | August 26, 2011 1:38 pm

Perverts with less than stellar grades no longer need to worry that they won’t receive special consideration[1] when it comes to getting into college. Elmhurst College admissions applications now feature the following question:

“Would you consider yourself to be a member of the LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered) community?”

What business is it of educrats?

Gary Rold, the dean of students at Elmhurst, stressed the question falls in line with the campus’ mission statement to increase diversity.

That is, they want to be able to discriminate against non-perverts.

Supposedly the answers aren’t a factor in the admissions process (yeah right), but…

A “yes” answer could put students in line to qualify for a scholarship worth one-third of tuition at the private, liberal arts school affiliated with the United Church of Christ, said Rold.

The college also plans to direct students to groups or resources to help them feel more comfortable on campus.

Once colleges sought out great minds. Now they seek out the dissolute and sexually dysfunctional in order to be trendily degenerate, even at allegedly Christian schools.

Careful, members of the “LGBT community.” The liberal authorities also bend over backwards to encourage Muslims, who will know how to look you up if they ever end up in control.

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These guys would feel “comfortable” at Elmhurst.

On tips from G. Fox, Shawn, and Bob Roberts. Cross-posted at Moonbattery[2].

Endnotes:
  1. special consideration: http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Elmhurst-College-to-Ask-About-Sexual-Orientation--128378348.html
  2. Moonbattery: http://www.moonbattery.com/

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