School With Imaginary Common Sense Suspends Seven Year Old For Imaginary Hand Grenades


The geniuses who run our public schools have now moved on from suspending children for pointing chicken fingers at each other and saying “bang” to sending kids home for possessing IMAGINARY hand grenades.

In Loveland Colorado, about 45 minutes North of Denver, a 7-year-old 2nd grader has been suspended for trying to save the world. It appears that the boy lobbed “an imaginary grenade into a box with what he called pretend evil forces inside.”

According to the child, he pretended to blow up the box “so nothing can get out and destroy the world.”

If only the idiots who run that school were imaginary, then something this punishingly stupid would have never happened.

Trending Today

Related Articles

36

Police search for former head teacher of Florida Islamic school accused of raping students, while leaving one needing ‘surgical repair’

When does a school become legally culpable when they have known for years that a teacher was sexually abusing and

25

High School Teacher Forbids Saying “Bless You”

Putting the government in charge of education means putting people like this Northern California nutcase in charge of teaching your

10

Mass. School Kids Now ‘Allowed’ To Say the Pledge of Allegiance

What sort of nation have we become when it takes monumental efforts by a kid to get a school administration