School With Imaginary Common Sense Suspends Seven Year Old For Imaginary Hand Grenades


The geniuses who run our public schools have now moved on from suspending children for pointing chicken fingers at each other and saying “bang” to sending kids home for possessing IMAGINARY hand grenades.

In Loveland Colorado, about 45 minutes North of Denver, a 7-year-old 2nd grader has been suspended for trying to save the world. It appears that the boy lobbed “an imaginary grenade into a box with what he called pretend evil forces inside.”

According to the child, he pretended to blow up the box “so nothing can get out and destroy the world.”

If only the idiots who run that school were imaginary, then something this punishingly stupid would have never happened.

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