Jimmy Fallon & Rashida Jones Perform Hilarious Holiday Song Parodies Celebrating Turkey Day

Jimmy Fallon & Rashida Jones Perform Hilarious Holiday Song Parodies Celebrating Turkey Day

I thought this was hysterical and just plain old fun. Jimmy Fallon and Rashida Jones performed parodies of holiday songs that span Thanksgiving and Christmas. It was terrific! They boogied down to Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Silento and Drake. A surprise appearance was made by Eric Nally and Queen Latifah. This helps get people in the mood for the holidays and it’s worth a serious chuckle or two. People need to lighten up!

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From US Magazine:

We’re totally in the holiday spirit now! Jimmy Fallon and Rashida Jones took it upon themselves to turn a load of 2015’s biggest hits into holiday tunes on Thursday, Nov. 24 — and the results were completely amazing.

Actress Jones, 39, started the awesome parody-fest with Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood” (after tweaking the lyrics to become about turkey and pumpkin pie). Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money” then got the most fabulous makeover ever — because on Thanksgiving, “Bitch Better Have My Stuffing!”

Then it was Fallon’s turn to do Silento’s “Watch Me (Whip the Mashed Potato)” quickly followed by Drake’s “Hotline Bling,” which lost all mention of cell phones in favor of the wishbone. Well, it was Turkey Day!

There were even a couple of other celebs ready to burst in for cameos! Eric Nally from Macklemore’s “Downtown” was Santa, while Queen Latifah joined in at the end for a few “Ho ho hos!”

Watch the whole amazing video above and see what the hilarious duo did to “Uptown Funk” and The Weeknd’s “Can’t Feel My Face,” giving a shoutout to Jewish fans feeling a bit left out at Christmas time!

Here are the lyrics for those who just can’t get enough and want them:

“BAD BLOOD”
Cuz now the turkey is all done
The pumpkin pie was awesome
Now it’s time to take naps, cuz
Everybody is mad stuffed

“BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY”
Bitch better have my stuffing
Tell you when I’ve had enough
Bitch better have my stuffing
Put it up that turkey’s butt
Stove Top Top Top!

“WATCH ME (WHIP/NAE NAE)”
Now watch me whip
Those mashed potatoes
Now watch me whip, whip
Those mashed potatoes
Eat the turkey leg (turk)
Eat the turkey leg (turk turk)
Eat the turkey leg (turk)
Eat the turkey leg (turk turk)

“HOTLINE BLING”
You used to break apart the wishbone
Late night when the turkey’s done
Break apart the wishbone
Snappin’ turkey bones is fun
Butterball Hotline bling,
Teach me how to cook this thing
Butterball Hotline bling,
Teach me how to cook this thing

“UPTOWN FUNK”
Food’s hot (hot damn)
Got a microwave and a frying pan
Hit the spot (hot damn)
Crackin’ open that Tupperware
Gonna make a turkey sandwich (whoo)
Gonna make a turkey sandwich (whoo)
Gonna make a turkey sandwich (whoo)
(There’s) Leftovers in the ‘fridgerator
(There’s) Leftovers in the ‘fridgerator
(There’s) Leftovers in the ‘fridgerator
Saturday night and I’m really starved
The Grinch is on, so let’s watch!

“BILLS”
I got deals, on Black Friday
So I’m gon’ trample you, get out the way
They got sales, on DVDs
And flat-screen HDTVs

“CHEERLEADER”
Ooh I think that I’ll decorate my lawn this year
With a bunch of inflatable reindeer

“CAN’T FEEL MY FACE”
I can’t celebrate cuz I’m a Jew
I got candles, and menorahs
We’ve got Hanukkah, I guess that’s cool
If you like latkes, and you like dreidels

“DOWNTOWN”
I went to the toy store, said, “Screw it.”
Salesman’s like “What’s up, whatcha doin?”
And I’m like “Honestly, I wanna know where these toys come from.”
She said “I know the place for you, follow me.”
North Pole (air is gettin’ chilly)
Reindeer (got the whole crew wit me)
Fireplace (slidin’ down yo chimney)
Sleigh bells (you can hear them ringin’)
North Pole!
North Pole!
North Pole!
Noooooooorth Pole!
He puts his toys onto his sleigh
He comes around on Christmas Day
Santa Claus is on his way
As he flies across the USA!
Ho ho ho-ho, ho ho ho-ho
Ho ho ho-ho, ho ho ho-ho
North Pole!
Sees you when you sleep, boy,
Comes on Christmas Eve, boy
Gifts under the tree, toys
North Pole!
Flying on his sled, girl
Dressed in white and red, girl
Get yourself to bed, girl
North Pole!

Now it’s time to hang those lights and decorate… to make shopping lists and carol. Christmas is the best time of year!

Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

Terresa Monroe-Hamilton is an editor and writer for Right Wing News. She owns and blogs at NoisyRoom.net. She is a Constitutional Conservative and NoisyRoom focuses on political and national issues of interest to the American public. Terresa is the editor at Trevor Loudon's site, New Zeal - trevorloudon.com. She also does research at KeyWiki.org. You can email Terresa here. NoisyRoom can be found on Facebook and on Twitter.

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