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Those DVD ‘Special Features’ Rarely that Special
Written By : Warner Todd Huston

For some lighter fare today…

When DVDs first began to contain those now ubiquitous special features, those mini documentaries, series of interviews, or behind the scenes shoots, it seemed like such an exciting idea, especially for film buffs (or series fans). But now that they have become fairly common and now that I’ve seen a lot of them, I have to say that they are almost entirely worthless for anything other than time-wasting, disc stuffers.

Did you know that JJ Abrams is a great camera shaker and is “the life” of the new Star Trek movie? Did you know that no one worked harder than Peter Jackson, director of the Lord of the Rings trilogy? Isn’t the newest Punisher movie as fun as a real live comic book? Didn’t the actors on Silverado have fun? Wasn’t Patton intense? Aren’t all these films as brilliant as Shakespeare?

Do you care at all?

It is entirely naive, of course, to imagine that the viewer will get any critical analysis of a movie by the same folks that made and are marketing the very DVD that contains the effort and therein lies the total uselessness of these “special” features. Every actor is brilliant, every composer poured his soul into his assembly line-like, quickly churned out accompaniment, every director was singularly intent on creating the most serious-minded art ever conceived on film… and most of it is utter bunkum.

The gauzy, uncritical fluff that comprises all these special features is laughable for the utter sameness of one to the other. How many times can you see nameless, faceless special effects guys tell you that their film has the most up-to-date, brilliant computer effects ever seen before you start to wonder who is telling the truth? How many slobberingly effusive actors can you take telling you that their co-stars were all princes, that their leading ladies were all as gracious as the Queen, and that their director was the most intelligent, dedicated auteur since filmmaking dawned?

Everyone was grand, every script was fantastic, every special effect the height of technology, every note of music heartfelt and stirring, and every film was as important as the invention of the wheel.

Seriously, did no one find their co-star a bore? Was no director a manic pain in the ass? Was no score written with obvious bits and pieces from the ten other scores the composer has drilled out over the last twenty years? Was every film a Citizen Kane instead of the summer’s quickly forgotten popcorn? Does it escape each of these self-congratulatory imps that these are just movies?

There is no reason whatever to watch these less than special features. There just isn’t. In fact, few of the movies that these special features accompany are worth the time invested, so the “special” features most certainly are not.

At the risk of sounding like I am about to chase “those kids” off my lawn, I have some advice for you all. After watching the movie, shut off the DVD player and go read a nice book. In fact, that advice just might preempt the feature presentation itself.

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  • http://www.thepiratescove.us William_Teach

    Very rarely do I care anything at all about those extras. Rarely watch them, except maybe some deleted scenes and alternated endings, though, often, the alternate ending seems to be almost the same or make no sense.

    The dumbest thing is having the director/actor commentary playing with the movie. Seriously, does anyone do this? Why the heck do I want to listen to a different audio track while watching the movie?

    Also, a pet peeve is the adds and coming soons before the movie on Blu Ray. More often then not, you cannot just hit a button and go to the main menu. You have to keep pressing the skip button to move through the 30 min of crap.

  • Rickvid_in_Seattle

    Yep, the deleted or alternative sceens can be interesting. But the rest – poof.

    Take “300″ for instance. I’d have liked to hear some of the analysis of why they chose to do things as they did, some connection to history, whatever, but pretty much all they said was, “We did that ’cause it was, like, cool.”

    Crap.

  • Jack Schite

    Yeah, it sucks to have a scholar of Japanese cinema illuminate you to the meaning behind Ozu’s films, for example.

    I guess conservativism means you already know what you need to know.

  • Caroline

    You’re right for the most part. Some i have found mildly interesting. Rather, I look for the deleted or extended scenes. When you get right down to it…these are not historians or deep thinkers. They’re people who have figured out how to make a fortune playing at their favorite games. I’ll discuss movies with other people who love movies. I don’t usually look for any insight from those involved in the acting.

  • rjschwarz

    I love the audio commentaries. The more the better. I’ve enjoyed nearly every one I’ve listened to except the one for Anchorman. Some folks can’t watch a movie over and over. Others enjoy it and the Audio commentary makes the experience different and more informative. It’s really the only special feature I give a damned about.

    I have enjoyed Robert Rodriguez’s 5 minute film school which he’s done on a few of his dvds. Each one different and from a wanna be filmmakers perspective very short and informative.

    I’ve abandoned deleted scenes and alternate endings in most cases and documentaries? These look like the informercials on E! and although they might have served to get you to watch it in the first place after you’ve seen the movie they come off as mindless fluff.

  • http://www.thepiratescove.us William_Teach

    Sheesh, Jack, lighten up. Take your Prozac. You don’t have to be unhinged about everything. Seriously, does someone piss in your cornflakes every morning?

    Here, some nice puppies. Everyone likes puppies. That has got to make you feel better, I hope: http://i737.photobucket.com/albums/xx20/coolalot22/puppies_running.jpg

  • Toastrider

    Keep your meathooks off my blooper reel, Warner, unless you want a kick in the crotch. :)

  • http://www.superdickery.com mightysamurai

    I think you’re overstating it a bit, but yeah, the so-called “special features” on most DVDs usually aren’t worth much. Creator commentaries and interviews seem like a great idea at first, but most of the time you find out that most actors, directors, and producers are apparently really boring people in real life. It blows my mind that an awesome actor like Harrison Ford can be such a mumbling, nervous wreck in his interviews.

  • http://TheNixonTape.Blogspot.Com Dick_Nixon

    I guess conservativism means you already know what you need to know.

    Posted by Jack Schite
    2009-11-29 15:15:19

    Unlike liberalism, which assumes any other viewpoint other than your own is incorrect.

    How is that man made global warming treatin ya’ Jack?

  • http://networdblog.blogspot.com/ Christopher_Taylor

    You have to be pretty careful around the commentary too. Sometimes they’re pretty great but often you end up with some leftist twit who has to puke his political views all over the movie like they’ve got bulimia or something. Or they are just so idiotic and vapid that their commentary makes you hate them and unable to watch the movie again.

  • RWNReader2

    I’ve seen some interesting commentary on older movies “re-released” on disc, but for new releases, yeah.

  • MediumHeadBoy

    I really wish the commentary for the “This is Spinal Tap” DVD hadn’t been done in character.

  • http://www.superdickery.com mightysamurai

    I will say this, though. There is no experience quite like listening to the director’s commentary of an Uwe Boll movie. Listening to Uwe Boll try to explain his own movies to you is right up there with A Clockwork Orange as one of the most surreal experiences you can possibly have while not taking drugs.

  • D-Vega

    I would have to agree. The special features are only included so they can justify the over-priced tag. No one is interested in extra content unless its a) an alternate ending, b) gives you some historical insight or c) a really good gag reel.

    And what about trailers? Do we need to purchase them as well? If I am paying for the $%&^*@#@ movie I don’t want to see any trailers whatsoever on my DVD.

  • http://networdblog.blogspot.com/ Christopher_Taylor

    One of the best commentaries I’ve ever heard on a DVD is the one for Magnificent Seven. Several of the seven (and the writer) are there, and its an incredible trip into the past of film making, what they were doing and why. There are little anecdotes and stories, different bits of information on the setting and work, technical information, and more. It was amazing and well worth the listen.

    One of the worst I’ve heard was the Fellowship of the Rings commentary. The only actor who had the vaguest clue about the books or the story was Christopher Lee, and the rest were idiots, just air whistling through their ears morons. Viggo Mortenson turned it into some vast statement on Bush and Iraq, the other actors thought the entire movie was about multiculturalism and diversity, and they all sounded like 12 year olds.

    Christopher Lee knew the book so well he was able to from memory quote parts of it. He’d have been an awesome Gandalf if he hadn’t been so old :( That was his dream role, never to happen.

    Oh and avoid the Spider-Man voice over. Kirsten Dunst is so stupid you’ll be dumber for hearing her bleating. She’s dumb as a fist full of sand.

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