Earth First! Moonbats Call for “Eco-Assassinations”


If Professor Richard Parncutt’s demand that global warming deniers be executed hasn’t convinced you that enviromoonbats are not just flaky but wicked, maybe Earth First!’s call for “eco-assassins” will do the trick.

Enthralled by the terrorist activities of their hero and role model Ted Kaczynski, EF! is forming a splinter group explicitly devoted to not eschewing violence. A list of targets is provided, complete with addresses and phone numbers, mainly featuring CEOs of companies that provide society with the energy it requires to function. Brandon Darby, who informed on moonbats planning to firebomb police cars at the Republican convention in 2008, also makes the list.

The libs avoid conspiracy charges by stopping a millimeter short of actually advocating murder:

Let us say clearly, this is not a call to undertake assassinations of the elite scum who are pillaging the planet and enslaving the populace — but not because we think that is a bad idea.

And it’s also not because we think killing CEOs and lobbyists is negative PR either. In fact, most everyone hates these creeps, and many would applaud their demise. Some would even be so enthusiastic as to make a bid on the assassin’s old underwear if given the chance in a government auction, as we found out last year, when the State sold off Ted[ Kaczynski]’s personal belongings to further enrich the family of Unabomber victim Thomas J. Mosser, executive of corporate marketing giants Burson Marsteller. [See EF!J Vol. 31, #2]

We are not calling for the assassinations of CEOs and lobbyists primarily because those [EXPLETIVE DELETED] are disposable and replaced with relative ease. Whereas eco-revolutionaries like us are still far and few between, and someone getting popped on that sort of charge it could pull them out of the game for a long time.

So instead, until the police state and prison industrial complex is weakened, thus leveling the battlefield a bit more, we propose a campaign of “prank assassinations.”

This involves various acts intended to let people know they are vulnerable, and well hated — even that we wish they were dead.

Suggested “prank assassinations” are juvenile stunts that characteristically involve feces. But if one of the mental cases who comprise this movement gets carried away and kills someone, so much the better. Earth-rapers allegedly deserve to die for making the lights come on when we flip the switch.

On a tip from Bob Roberts. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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