Man Marries Laptop, Makes Demands

Man Marries Laptop, Makes Demands

Why not? The Supremes have already decreed that in the eyes of the law, holy matrimony is a farce:

Chris Sevier says that if same-sex couples are able to get married and demand that Christian bakers make them wedding cakes, then he should be allowed to marry his laptop and demand a cake to celebrate the union between one man and one machine.

The self-identified “machinist” says he married his laptop in a ceremony in New Mexico, and now he has sued to demand that a Colorado baker — who is already in court after refusing to bake for a same-sex marriage — must be compelled to make cakes for him and his computer “bride.” He also has filed a lawsuit demanding that Utah recognize his man-object marriage.

You’ve got to admit he has a point:

“If marriage based on self-asserted sex-based identity narratives is a ‘fundamental right,’ ‘individual right,’ ‘existing right,’ based on a ‘personal choice’ for homosexuals, then clearly it is also a ‘fundamental right,’ ‘individual right,’ ‘existing right,’ based on a ‘personal choice’ for polygamists, zoophiles and machinists,” Mr. Sevier and several self-identified polygamists said in their lawsuit against Masterpiece Cakeshop, the Colorado baker they are challenging.

Sevier’s antics are no crazier than the sacrilege of gay marriage, which liberals have used very effectively in their wars on the family and moral decency.

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Another happy couple.

On tips from J and The LIEberal Media. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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