Steven Spielberg Tries and Fails to Make Hillary Likeable

Shrillary’s stilted attempts to portray herself as a mammal rather than a reptile are as phony as Ahmed Mohamad’s trauma, as phony as Sophie Cruz’s miraculous encounter with the Pope, as phony as a Hollyweird production:

Hillary Clinton enlisted the help of Steven Spielberg in an attempt to make her seem more likeable, a new book claims.

The front-runner for the Democratic presidential nomination was urged to seek help by her husband Bill Clinton – and he told her: ‘Let’s ask Steven for help,’ according to the book, which is called Unlikeable.

So their friend Spielberg provided acting coaches to help Hillary prepare for speeches.

But the sessions came to an abrupt end after Hillary took her frustrations out on a camera and knocked it off its tripod, according to an excerpt of the book published in the New York Post.

The coaching entailed Shrillary making videos of herself giving speeches for critique.

After viewing the videos, the experts said Hillary appeared ‘irritated and bored’.

But she quickly dismissed their memos as ‘notes from La-La Land’.

Shrillary reported to a friend:

“My coaches tell me I’m supposed to pretend when I speak. Pretend that I actually like the audience.”

Soon she lost patience with that charade:

“I decided I had enough with the camera and the recordings and the coaches. I got so angry I knocked the f**king camera off its tripod.”

And so it was that Steven Spielberg’s attempt to make Shrillary likeable ended in abject failure. Spielberg has made dinosaurs come to life. But he can’t work magic.

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Actually, it’s only one of many problems.

On a tip from JusttheTipHQ. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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