Woman Leaves Sex Doll, Feces-Covered Sex Toys on Random Porch. But What She Does Next? OMG…

Woman Leaves Sex Doll, Feces-Covered Sex Toys on Random Porch. But What She Does Next? OMG…

An Indiana woman has been arrested after trying to leave a blow-up doll and a sex toy covered in dog feces on a doorstep before threatening to shoot two men who tried to stop her. Because that’s what all mentally stable people do:

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Police were called to a house in the Greenwood area after 56-year-old Chrys Wimmer was allegedly seen leaving the items on a random porch.

Two men then appeared and tried to stop Wimmer, who produced a firearm and threatened to shoot them after demanding they leave her alone.

One man then tried to block in her car with his truck but she shouted at him, saying: ‘Get the f*** out of my way. Are you going to move or am I going to move it for you?’

She then drove away but officers later found a pill bottle in her car, which was later identified as cocaine.

Wimmer was then arrested for possession of cocaine, pointing a loaded firearm, and possession of a handgun without a license.

According to Indianapolis Channel 6 News, Wimmer told the Sheriff’s Deputy that she was trying to find a friend’s house, but could not remember their first name.

She added that she went to school with him and wanted to play a prank by leaving the items on his porch.

Uh, gross.

Written by Katie McGuire. Send your hate mail to the author at [email protected], or feel free to mean tweet me at @GOPKatie, where I will be sure to do very little about it.

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