Instant extra credit to the clever young scholar who wrote this amazing answer:
This kid has it made. He’s got awareness, a sense of humor, and he can successfully calculate basic math equations in a simply efficient manner.
That dreaded common core math would require 90 extra steps of nonsense and gibberish to explain how 14 divided by 7 is 2. Yup, gag me with a spoon too.
Thanks for speaking up for the troops, kid. Your parents and fellow Americans are very proud of you.