Columbia Pre-Med Student Jokingly Attempting To Skip Exam Might The WORST MALINGERER EVER!

This kid isn’t likely to ever make it as a doctor, but he’s already made it as a viral internet star.

Too bad for him the latter doesn’t pay a lot. Definitely won’t pay enough to clean up the student dept he’s racking up at Columbia. He might catch on with Key and Peele, though, and do quite well.

Yes, those are headphones in his nose.

A creative student’s hilariously bad attempt at getting out of his midterm exams has made him internet famous.

Joker Terrell Finner, a premed student at Columbia University in New York, posted a photo on Valentine’s Day of himself with a pair of headphones shoved in his nose and a Macbook charger across his arm to make it look as if he was hooked up to tubes in the hospital.

‘I’m emailing these pics to my chem prof bc I had a nosebleed & had to be hospitalized & can’t take this midterm Wed, [sic]’ he wrote on Twitter.

Shortly before that, he had written:  ‘I JUST SNEEZED AND MY NOSE STARTED BLEEDING OMFG I’M ABOUT TO DIE [sic]’ – as if to create a reason for his fake hospital visit.

The photos also have the young man wearing a makeshift hospital bracelet with his own scrawl over it and wrapped in white linen sheets.

In his Snapchats of the images, he wrote ‘God got me’ and ‘Current situation’ to add to the joke. In the latter image the plug for the computer charger is obviously visible.

The images quickly began be retweeted by Terrell’s followers, eventually reaching thousands and spilling over to Facebook.

Funny. Not sure it makes us confident in this guy as our future general practitioner, but funny.

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