by John Hawkins | January 1, 2012 11:44 pm
This a pretty interesting ICQ prank. Afton was sitting behind me at work. Bobby messaged him. I hate Bobby.
Afton introduced me to Bobby a couple of months ago through ICQ. He said he was a good kid and had a few questions about web pages. After talking to Bobby for about 30 minutes I came to realize he was incredibly stupid, ignorant, annoying, foul mouthed, and probably smelly as well. After 30 minutes I flat out told him I was deleting him and didn’t want to speak to him anymore.
Yet every few days he messaged me asking me questions about Afton like I was his $%&$%*$% wife or something and would know. Well Afton had stopped talking to him as well but Bobby kept messaging him. Then Bobby messaged him at work while I was sitting behind him and an evil internet prank was born…
Bobby’s 3rd grade level spelling was left in to further humiliate him =D. My comments added in green…(**No actual hacking was done in this prank. The only thing Afton did was a Dos command to see the IP address after Bobby messaged him. Also I’m usually the last person to make fun of someone’s spelling but Holy Crap…wait til u see =P**)
Bobby:: hia
Afton:: hey
Bobby:: is that u??????????????? 🙂
Afton:: yeah I have been looking for you: (**That was a lie =D**)
Bobby:: how do u mean, u have ben ignoring me for ages…about a month 🙁(**Hahahah**)
Afton:: ahhh I just want your ip
Bobby:: why do u want my ip ???
Bobby:: u still there afton!! it really is good to know u r rtlaking to me i did not have n e 1 as helpful as u to turn to wen u would not talk!!
Afton:: I just do for my own reasons hehe
Afton:: oh I am gonna help you alright
Bobby:: why did u want that: (**So he can send u a birthday card, why would anyone have any legit purpose for getting your IP**)
Afton:: why thank you
Bobby:: you dind’t know that I was a l33t Hax00r?: (**Those words will come back to haunt you in this prank**)
Bobby:: yes i did thats why i gave u a false 1 🙂
Afton:: that is ok I know the real one want me to give it to you?
Bobby:: go then
Afton:: …**.**.**.151
Bobby:: try again
Afton:: nope that is it hehe I know it is oh and nice firewall by the way
Bobby:: yes thnaks but wat u gona do please dont ahrm me: (**Is that how l33t Hax00r’s beg when someone gets their IP address?**)
Afton:: I might come in and look around a bit. nice shirt by the way you might wanna trn the webcam off hehe: (**Afton is full of crap. He knows Bobby runs a web cam and just thru this in but the l33t Hax00r buys it completely. At this point Bobby logs off for 10 minutes I suppose to turn off his web cam =D**)
Bobby:: ehehheeh how can u ways my ip bye the way: (**This has so many l33t Hax00r mispellings in that I feel the need to translate “How can you see my IP by the way”**)
Afton:: do what?
Afton:: heheh you can run but you cannot hide hahaha
Bobby:: come on then god hack me dont think u can ok: (**The l33t Hax00r immediately logs off just in case Afton actually tries anything and then logs back on like 10 minutes later**)
Afton:: you what? hahah did you just nuke yourself dummy?
Bobby:: wat nuked!! nothing was wrong here
Afton:: hahah you just dropped offline like a little egg: (**a little egg? haahahhaha**)
Bobby:: come on chicken sh*t
Bobby:: no but i did nt i went off line i clicked my connection and said disconnnect
Afton:: owww are you scared?
Bobby:: not 1 bit come on do something then hard man wat u forget is i have been to undergrounhackz .com and got a programm for hackers come on watch your coputer wat ahppens wen i get yar ip for hackming mine come on come on(**hackming? That must be some cool l33t Hax00r slang**)
Afton:: heheh ok you want it you got it ***.**.37.137.port 1583 heheheh
Bobby:: ok go then lets se yar stuff then
Bobby:: no listen can u talk to me with the programm u have can u set a up a direct link
Afton:: hehehe I can do a lot wanna see your screen?: (**OMG, at this point afton did a screenshot of his own desktop and sent it to Bobby. Bobby being the l33t Hax00r he is completely believed that was his own desktop**)
Bobby:: yeh
Bobby:: hey wat programm u got
Afton:: you know what you are so lame you suck you can’t do s*it ti me: (**My God, he’s a l33t Hax00r, don’t talk to him like that or he’ll crash your computer.**)
Afton:: it is called dos: (**As a side note, this is true. Dos plus and ICQ message and you can get an IP address**)
Bobby:: no lsitne wi have we fell out
Afton:: you just cussed me out fool
Bobby:: where cna i get it form i want to do it to someone in aool instant messanger i wont do it to u: (**The l33t Hax00r wants to know where to get DOS from? O..K**)
Bobby:: cussed u out?????????
Afton:: yeah
Bobby:: see ya me off c ya afton
Afton:: yeah you just get goin I hear your momma calling you: (**Hahhahahaha**)
Bobby:: ok me bak now
Afton:: why???
Bobby:: u found ne ways to make cash yet or have u found ne ways to hack pc’s or can u tell me how to hack somone on icq’s pc or aol insatn messanmger
Afton:: I have always been good at many things
Bobby:: oh right, =eh can u tell me how and wat u cxan do its jsut my friend i wana hack her pc and her cam is on and can i see her: (**great the l33t Hax00r wants to use his mad skillz to take peeps at some poor girl on her web cam. Go to a porn site you freak**)
Afton:: Heheh you need to be good at a lot of stuff
Bobby:: can u help then please u aint hacked my pc so i wont hack yours have i got dos or do i need to donwload the programm that lets u do this u will help u wont ya please please
Bobby:: so………………. please where can u read about hacking then
Afton:: www.astalavista.com
Bobby:: and wat does it tell u there did u retrt ure pc in dos
Afton:: hehe man you will figure it out
Bobby:: k can u tap in there web cam with out them noticing: (**agains with this webcam stuff. God what a loser**)
Bobby:: does it tell u all how to do it at that site
Afton:: yep
Bobby:: i ahve ebtered in english now wta do i lcik on
Afton:: just float around
Bobby:: i dont ahve a clue wat to clikc on on the sitewen im inis it search the best undergourn dhackl sites or wat: (**9 out of 24 words are spelled incorrectly(including the double on): in one long $*%$*%$ up sentence**)
Afton:: well you think that I am going to teach you how to do that?? you wouldn’t let me come to your house
Bobby:: lol u were kidding and would u honestly do that for somoen over here lolppleas help man: (**lolppleas? WTH IS A LOLPPLEAS?**)
Afton:: man I aint’ teachin you how to hack you would get malicious
Bobby:: oh coe on please tell me where to go to find out exactly wat i do….. i would not get mulisicous please i promise not to hack u: (**Do you swear you wouldn’t get “mulisicous”**)
Afton:: you wouldn’t hack me if you did you wouldn’t have a harddrive left fool
Bobby:: so there u go i wont hack u then………..i jsut want to know where i can learn how to
Afton:: you just look around
Bobby:: i dont know wat im loking fo thats the thing
Afton:: then no I can’t teach you nothing you are dangerous
Bobby:: lol no aint ok
Afton:: you suck go away: (**Afton has the gift of gab **)
Bobby:: ok im in dos now how do i hack onpot a pc
Bobby:: i dont know how to get onto someone elses web cam 🙁
Afton:: you have to be an l33t Hax00r like me hahah why don’t you quit eating at your computer
Bobby:: wats the address for that then
Afton:: hold on let me run it
Bobby:: thanks your cool
Afton:: ***.**.48.111 port 1833
Bobby:: how do u find that out where do u go p[lease afton i wont bother u wat is l33t Hax00r wats teh address 4 it or wats the programm etc
Afton:: that is what I am
Bobby:: can u let me knwo how toi hack someones pc i ahve a few school mates on now: (**I hope one of your school mates reads this and beats your @ss**)
Afton:: heheh you know what the win.ini is? I see yours right now
Bobby:: knwo what is it
Afton:: heheh I see yours want me to delete
Bobby:: wat is it
Afton:: hahaha if I delete it your computer go bye bye hehehe windows initialization delete hehehe
Bobby:: dont please dont i would not do it to u: (** Liar! You’d delete it quicker than you’d look at that girl’s web cam =P**)
Afton:: hahah but I ain’t you.. ok you choose a file I will delete it heheh how about your modem driver?
Bobby:: noo!!!!!!!!!1
Bobby:: please dont!!!!!!!!!!!: (** All the exclamation points are from the l33t Hax00r school of begging**)
Bobby:: tell me how to hack please
Afton:: what are you gonna give me to not do it
Bobby:: ok u ahve made a point u can hack me silly but dont
Bobby:: what do u want!!
Afton:: silly no I am serious
Afton:: gimme your soul in blood: (**I suggested this**)
Bobby:: i know okto make sure u r telling em the truth ell me 3 things that r in my doucmnents
Bobby:: your soul heheh I don’t have to tell you what are in your documents heheh you know what I know…hahahah here we go config.sys
Bobby:: no dont p[leasejsut tell me or i cant belive u jsut pelase 1 thing in my documents
Afton:: you have a jpg file in your docs
Bobby:: called i ahev laods name 1 thing
Afton:: me.jpg: (**Afton completely made this up and this idiot didn’t even check..yet..hahahah**)
Bobby:: yes give me 1 more thing and ill belive u
Afton:: hahah i know what you don’t have anymore hahaha I will start deleting one file per minute till you give me your soul let me see where to start
Bobby:: how can i give u my soul?/?: (**good question**)
Afton:: pledge it to me in blood: (**good answer**)
Bobby:: right theres 129 things in my documents delete 1 thing n e thing and wen i go abk in it should say 127 if ur telling the truth
Afton:: oops hope that picture of that naked girl didn’t matter
Bobby:: i aint got 1 of a naked gal!!: (**he should of said a naked chimp knowing Bobby =P**)
Afton:: not anymore hehe now I will go to the icq menu
Bobby:: okand do wat
Afton:: now hmmm let me see no I don’t want to delete that I want to talk to him while hacking him
Bobby:: no afton how do u hack please tell me
Afton:: heheh you will learn after I delete the I/0.sys
Bobby:: dont please wat have u deleted so far
Afton:: your bootlog.txt
Bobby:: dont please tell me ow to do this please
Afton:: Give me your soul now the frunlog.txt gets it
Bobby:: ooooooo u feel it ooooooozzzzing through
Afton:: gimme your soul in blood…now the backup.bin
Bobby:: wat have u deletd in totla so far
Afton:: three files heheh now I am looking for the next victim don’t you feel your computer running slower?
Bobby:: nope infact faster
Afton:: it won’t be in a minute hahah gimme your soul
Bobby:: tell me how to hack u lieing c*nt: (**See the charm? This is why I love Bobby so much**)
Bobby:: i jsut checked msconfig and evrety thing is still there
Afton:: hahah just wait you little freak your computer is gonna die!!!!
Bobby:: dont think so freak!!!!!!!!!1 u will die
Afton:: I haven’t deleted anything from the ms config yet haha
Afton:: bring it b*tch
Bobby:: go on then u aint delting anything yet either
Bobby:: fucik off u as!!!!!!!!
Afton:: bring it boy I want your soul I will suck it from your cojmputer
Bobby:: i dot think so go the wi u no done it yetok dlete evrything everything from my document and ill givbe u it
Afton:: you will give it to me or I will take it
Bobby:: take it then go!!!!!!: (**When the going gets tough, the l33t Hax00r gives up his soul**)
Afton:: thank you son
Bobby:: hey ps u lining c*nt lol there aint a me.jpg in my documents so uncluck ylol
Afton:: you will get slow now boy
Bobby:: no i wont lololl no but lsiteni do u know how to hack peoples cmputers y/n how in dos wat command do u use
Afton:: hahaha I will never tell you now that I own your soul: (**I wonder if Satan taunts people with that same line =D**)
Bobby:: u dont though!!
Bobby:: ok ill reboot now wta will ahppen
Afton:: yes I do you gave it to me and I am sure youare lagging a bit right now hahahahaha I will torment you hahahah I am coming to your house
Bobby:: oh yes considering u dont know where i stya
Afton:: oh yes I do
Bobby:: ach well i dont think u r a a hacker then i rebooted fine lol
Bobby:: aftons a tos pot: (**and on that note we say goodbye**)
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