The Top 20 National Slogans

Afghanistan: — Celebrating 25 years of civil war

Argentina: — Where everyone has a chance to be president…literally.

 

Australia: — 9 out of 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world can’t be wrong.

Belgium: — At least we’re not as bad as France.

Bosnia: — The official entrance to hell since 1991.

Canada: — We needed a slogan, eh. So Joe thought this one up. Canada, it’s not just moose and bad beer, eh… we’ve got trees.

China: — Communism is the best! Don’t believe us?! We’ll run you over with tanks!!

Cuba: — Not all of us have defected…yet.

Colombia: — And you think coffee is our biggest export to the USA?

France: — No really, we surrender. Yes, take our women. Jews? Sure, we’ve got plenty of those. Grab a baguette, just don’t hurt us.

Iceland: — Oh don’t mind us, we do nothing at all.

Mexico: — Reclaiming the South-Western United States one border jumper at a time.

North Korea: — We’re one big (un)happy family.

Philippines: — Come for the scenery, stay till your ransom is paid.

Saudi Arabia: — Religious fanatics, terrorism, and fat tyrants in bathrobes who run the country. What’s not to love?

Serbia: — We like diversity. It provides training for our soldiers.

South Korea: — The first one who says something about us eating dogs gets a punch in the nose.

Syria: – We see a friend, you see a terrorist.

Switzerland: — So neutral it hurts…or it doesn’t…we don’t care.

Zaire: — 25 revolutions in 10 years and we’re still going strong!

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