The Top 10 Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid Off

1. “Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn’t win.”

2. “Didn’t your lady parts warn you this would happen?”

3. “Look at the bright side. Gay marriage passed in four states.”

4. “Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn’t that the important thing?”

5. “I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he’ll send you a postcard from Hawaii.”
6. “Well, look at the bright side. Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase.”

7. “Hey! Now you’ll have more time to play with your unicorn.”

8. “Isn’t it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?”

9. “Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common.”

10. “Forward!”

PS: I didn’t write this, I found it floating around Facebook and was unable to find the original post. If you know who created this, let me know –but in the interim, it’s just too good not to share.

Update #1: It turns out that VtheK did this. Make sure to check out his blog.

Also see...

Related Articles

0

The Top 10 Biggest Lies Told On The Internet

FacebookTwitterEmail 10) I look like Brad Pitt except taller with more muscles. 9) Click here to remove your name from

0

The Top 20 National Slogans

FacebookTwitterEmail Afghanistan: — Celebrating 25 years of civil war Argentina: — Where everyone has a chance to be president…literally.   Australia: — 9

55

Man Buys Every Burger King Pie to Get Even With Mom and Her Out of Control Brat

FacebookTwitterEmail How many times have you been in a store and been annoyed by a parent refusing to control their

Share This

Share this post with your friends!