There’s a Hacker in the Chat!
EDITORS NOTE:: This was a prank I came up with, I had to let John Hawkins in on it. The setup was that one of us would open a chat with an unsuspecting victim and in the middle of talking pull in the other one in disguise. The two then pretend not to see eachother and interact only with the victim. This turned out beautifully. It’s definately worth a read but I wouldn’t start unless you have alot of time…. It is very lengthy, arch and I couldn’t bring ourselves to stop
EDITORS NOTE:: GODALMIGHTY And I had been chatting for about 5 minutes, this was essentially what he thought was an interview for the e-reel staff. It instead turned into a lengthy hazing… Oh well, he made the team. We were having trouble with the icq chats last night and we had to have arch in the room before god or they couldn’t see eachother. So my icq “crashed” everytime he loaded a chat. At the time god and I were discussing video games, and this is immediately after my first icq “crash”… Keep in mind I can’t see John Hawkins, who by the way is disguised as Shan_Ts00n…
Ozrael:: You there?
Ozrael:: coming in
Ozrael:: So where were we?
GODALMIGHTY:: i dunno i forgot
GODALMIGHTY:: hi there whoever you are
Ozrael:: I’m Ozrael
ShaN_Ts00n:: How did you do that?
Ozrael:: I’m Ozrael
ShaN_Ts00n:: Hack into r chat?
GODALMIGHTY:: lol the chat lines crossed
GODALMIGHTY:: i am hacking your comp right now
Ozrael:: We were talking about the new PS2 console
ShaN_Ts00n:: Run a tracer on him Jedi
GODALMIGHTY:: i am kidding buddy geeez
Ozrael:: Why the hell would you do that?
Ozrael:: Don’t kid like that
ShaN_Ts00n:: Yah….Ya u have a hacker name
GODALMIGHTY:: i am not a hacker
GODALMIGHTY:: don’t worry
Ozrael:: You gotta be Joshin me
ShaN_Ts00n:: u have hacker leletters in your name and how did u get into our channel then?
ShaN_Ts00n:: Where jedi?
GODALMIGHTY:: well i do minor hacking but i didn’t go into your channel on purpose
Ozrael:: Who are you talking to?
ShaN_Ts00n:: yah we will find out..jedi is tracing all your places you’ve been to get back to your server
GODALMIGHTY:: good luck buddy: (Note From John Hawkins:: I didn’t know that this was God when I showed up. I knew God was a StarCraft and Utopia Player from posts he’d made in my forums webpage. Furthermore, he had participated in a Utopia Sc Tourney and had sent me an email that had his province name and location on it. I also of course has his email, real name from the email, OS, etc. Using all that info along with some lucky guesses on my part I’m sure left God with absolutely no doubts I was a hacker)
ShaN_Ts00n:: he found battle net lol
Ozrael:: Dammit. We need to try this again
ShaN_Ts00n:: where did he go?
Ozrael:: He just started another chat this should be hilarious
ShaN_Ts00n:: hhehehe ok =)
Ozrael:: I’ll invite you ::END CHAT::: EDITORS NOTE:: I HAD TO “CRASH” OUT OF THIS CHAT BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T SEE EACHOTHER, I STARTED THE NEXT CHAT. ::NEW CHAT::
Ozrael:: He wants to send the thing to my site because it will be funnier than “I Buried His Body in the Quarry” lol if only he knew… User GODALMIGHTY has entered the chat
Ozrael:: Okay you were on about the prices?
GODALMIGHTY:: f*** you again
GODALMIGHTY:: why the f*** am in your chat room again
Ozrael:: I invited you?
ShaN_Ts00n:: i don’t know but we found u….we traced ur chat down this time
GODALMIGHTY:: ohhh fun
GODALMIGHTY:: let me try
ShaN_Ts00n:: u went to battlenet today
Ozrael:: What the hell is going on?
GODALMIGHTY:: yeah thats right
ShaN_Ts00n:: and to somewhere called echelon
ShaN_Ts00n:: whatever that is…
Ozrael:: What’s right?
ShaN_Ts00n:: still working..hold on
Ozrael:: You there God?
User GODALMIGHTY has left the chat
User GODALMIGHTY has joined the chat
GODALMIGHTY:: Ozreal you see the other guy?
Ozrael:: Now…. to the games!
ShaN_Ts00n:: I blocked that Oz guy off of my signal so he won’t disturb us =)
Ozrael:: What other guy?
ShaN_Ts00n:: watch this..OZ u suck..Oz u suck..Oz u suck
ShaN_Ts00n:: see he can’t see it =)
Ozrael:: You there man?
GODALMIGHTY:: yeah i’m here
ShaN_Ts00n:: hey what is brassknuckles.net? This page has a really crappy layout
Ozrael:: So what have you heard about the Project Dolphin?
ShaN_Ts00n:: God this one is even worse..The electric reel? This one looks like it was designed by blind people (note this is Oz’s site =): EDITORS NOTE:: I HOPE YOU FALL ON A BROKEN BOTTLE ARCH
ShaN_Ts00n:: u have no taste in websites
Ozrael:: If you write an article maybe I’ll send it over to John Hawkins on BK.
Ozrael:: So when do you think you can start stuff?
GODALMIGHTY:: he is hacking my computer and making fun of your site
ShaN_Ts00n:: Is that his site? Holy crap
Ozrael:: The hacker?
GODALMIGHTY:: he says it was desinged by blind people
Ozrael:: Is he still in our chats?
Ozrael:: Well, he’s obviously a retard
ShaN_Ts00n:: jedi search this guy ozs stuff
Ozrael:: who bangs chickens and goats for fun…
ShaN_Ts00n:: he’s a funny guy…watch this shiznit
Ozrael:: 5 of what?
Ozrael:: SHIT! my screen just turned f****** upside down!
ShaN_Ts00n:: blow that..hahahha
GODALMIGHTY:: sorry oz they are hacking your f****** comp
Ozrael:: Okay it’s back….
ShaN_Ts00n:: watch this….
Ozrael:: They couldn’t be!
GODALMIGHTY:: but they are
GODALMIGHTY:: so run like the wind
Ozrael:: No I have my IP hidden
GODALMIGHTY:: it don’t matter
GODALMIGHTY:: it is easy to trace
Ozrael:: They can’t hack me without it.
GODALMIGHTY:: oh they can
GODALMIGHTY:: find it
Ozrael:: What is system.ini?
Ozrael:: my comp is deleting it?
GODALMIGHTY:: disconnect quick
ShaN_Ts00n:: he can’t
GODALMIGHTY:: they are deleting your comp
Ozrael:: S*** oh s*** what do I do?
ShaN_Ts00n:: i control the power
GODALMIGHTY:: f*ck you are mean
GODALMIGHTY:: unplug your modem
Ozrael:: I don’t know how!
ShaN_Ts00n:: It’s an internal HSP micromodem..he can’t
Ozrael:: This isn’t my CPU
GODALMIGHTY:: do you have a dial up
Ozrael:: No it’s online 24:7
ShaN_Ts00n:: too late
GODALMIGHTY:: it isn’t even his comp
Ozrael:: It’s almost to 100% what do I do?
Ozrael:: S*** what do I do?
GODALMIGHTY:: They are loading old windows on your comp: (Note from John Hawkins:: I added Godalmighty on my ICQ with the quotation “I’m putting you on my Friends list”. I then told him that I was installing Windows 3.1 on Oz’s system)
Ozrael:: is that bad?
ShaN_Ts00n:: win 3.1 he will love it
GODALMIGHTY:: they are loading windows 3.1 on your comp
ShaN_Ts00n:: done..ding ding ding
ShaN_Ts00n:: Lets see..it needs something to top it off
Ozrael:: What do I do?
Ozrael:: Hey what’s that?
GODALMIGHTY:: what does it say?
Ozrael:: My screen says I am owned by the role model for Korean youth, WTF?(Note from John Hawkins:: This is an inside joke. If you look on the humor section of the page you will see i am described this way)
ShaN_Ts00n:: les see next I’ll need his social secuity number…
ShaN_Ts00n:: now credit card number
GODALMIGHTY:: lol who is dumb enough to load that stuff
ShaN_Ts00n:: he has a banking program…
ShaN_Ts00n:: 3435 1290 9823 7624
ShaN_Ts00n:: I’m going to EBAY =) want anything?
Ozrael:: What is he doing now?
Ozrael:: I can’t unplug my computer!
GODALMIGHTY:: sure how about a new comp
Ozrael:: My start menu closed down, I can’t reboot!
Ozrael:: What are you talking about?
ShaN_Ts00n:: Serves him right =P: EDITORS NOTE:: GOD SENT ME A MESSAGE
Ozrael:: But my account isn’t online!
ShaN_Ts00n:: I just bought him an antique dollhouse it cost $995
Ozrael:: I filed my taxes online once but that’s it!
Ozrael:: What did he buy God?
GODALMIGHTY:: an antique doll house
ShaN_Ts00n:: Hi Ozrael..I’m a friend of Gods..he had me hack your computer…he gave me your credit card # and told me to buy an antique doll house
Ozrael:: Hey I can see him
GODALMIGHTY:: i dunno to blow your credit cards
GODALMIGHTY:: shut up
Ozrael:: Did you God?
GODALMIGHTY:: i don’t even know him
ShaN_Ts00n:: He wanted me to do it or I wouldn’t have
ShaN_Ts00n:: I have u on my ICQ list don’t I God?
Ozrael:: S*** I’ll be afk I gg call the credit card company brb
ShaN_Ts00n:: Watch this…wanna see me delete his entire site?
GODALMIGHTY:: no don’t
ShaN_Ts00n:: I got his pass and user for it
GODALMIGHTY:: that is just mean
ShaN_Ts00n:: I tell u what..got any cute girls on your ICQ list? send them to me if u do and I won’t delete it
ShaN_Ts00n:: well God do u ?
GODALMIGHTY:: ask oz
GODALMIGHTY:: he does
GODALMIGHTY:: look at the poster girl on his website
GODALMIGHTY:: sorry bout the wait i was watching Titus
ShaN_Ts00n:: his ICQ was deleted when we switched to 3.1
ShaN_Ts00n:: Watch his site go poof
ShaN_Ts00n:: this should take just a little bit…
GODALMIGHTY:: you are mean
GODALMIGHTY:: why is your ip revealed on icq?
ShaN_Ts00n:: u think that’s the real one? =)
GODALMIGHTY:: no i tried it actually
ShaN_Ts00n:: and =)
GODALMIGHTY:: no such luck
GODALMIGHTY:: i was going to try and disconnect you to save poor oz
ShaN_Ts00n:: thought so…hey u want mac os 9.0 on your computer? I hear it rox
GODALMIGHTY:: see i can easily disconnect my comp
Ozrael:: Back… you f******!
GODALMIGHTY:: from the wonderful internet
GODALMIGHTY:: _hey oz save yourself yet
Ozrael:: He was also nice enough to buy me 375 copies of The Catcher in the Rye!
ShaN_Ts00n:: but u will have to reconnect some time and if u don’t want to format
ShaN_Ts00n:: i got access
ShaN_Ts00n:: I heard it was a good book =)
GODALMIGHTY:: i don’t
GODALMIGHTY:: want it thanks
GODALMIGHTY:: oz your credit card ok?
ShaN_Ts00n:: http://reel.chettz.net/ (At this point Oz actually took down his website main page and put up a basic page saying “This page is owned by the Role Model For the Youth of Korea” among other things. I wanted a copy but I think he lost it”
GODALMIGHTY:: oh f***
ShaN_Ts00n:: check it out I improved it =)
Ozrael:: What can I do, yeah I cancelled everything.
Ozrael:: What did you do?
Ozrael:: HOLY S*** MY SITE!
ShaN_Ts00n:: it looks much better that way
ShaN_Ts00n:: I’m sorry but God said u were an @ss and told me to do that
Ozrael:: God I didn’t have backups!
Ozrael:: Who are you!
GODALMIGHTY:: i had nothing to do with it
ShaN_Ts00n:: I deleted everything but that too hahahah
Ozrael:: Christ I’m going to have to start over
ShaN_Ts00n:: How lucky u are that I improved your operating system hahahahaha
Ozrael:: Who is this guy God? did you piss him off or something?
GODALMIGHTY:: i dunno
GODALMIGHTY:: he latched on our chat
ShaN_Ts00n:: I didn’t want to but God said he would hack me if I didn’t
GODALMIGHTY:: shut up
Ozrael:: This is what the fourth one!?
ShaN_Ts00n:: God keeps adding me after u 2 chat (which is actually what OZ was doing =)
GODALMIGHTY:: the fourth what?
ShaN_Ts00n:: that’s how I get in each time
GODALMIGHTY:: shut up
Ozrael:: But I haven’t seen you up until now
GODALMIGHTY:: he latched on my ip and auto adds himself it is a hack
ShaN_Ts00n:: Oh yeah no such hack exists
GODALMIGHTY:: oh they do
ShaN_Ts00n:: Oz he added me seperately on ICQ so I could see u but u couldn’t see me
GODALMIGHTY:: btw what is the answer to the riddle?
ShaN_Ts00n:: God told me too..sorry man
ShaN_Ts00n:: I am his brother in RL
GODALMIGHTY:: no you aren’t
Ozrael:: I don’t know who to believe!
ShaN_Ts00n:: me me me!
ShaN_Ts00n:: I’ve buried peoples bodies in the quarry for less than this…
Ozrael:: That’s it I’m going to get my friend Jedi to sort this out
Ozrael:: He’ll know
ShaN_Ts00n:: and taken their TVS…
Ozrael:: S*** My contact list is gone!
Ozrael:: I can’t message Jedi!
ShaN_Ts00n:: what about John Hawkins? Can u get him?
Ozrael:: No he’s a loser
ShaN_Ts00n:: My God this is as funny as one of the ICQ pranks on his page…
Ozrael:: I can’t get anyone
Ozrael:: better than “Buried His Body in the Quarry?
ShaN_Ts00n:: God is on my list want his ICQ #?
Ozrael:: no I’m fine
ShaN_Ts00n:: Not quite that good
GODALMIGHTY:: he has mine
Ozrael:: Welcome to the e-Reel staff God…
Ozrael:: laughing my f****** ass off rolling on the floor pissing my own soiled pants in a fit of laughter
ShaN_Ts00n:: Oz made me do it..I tried to tell him it was morally wrong but he said go ahead
Ozrael:: Good one Arch
Ozrael:: I can’t stop laughing
GODALMIGHTY:: what is going on i am deeply confused now
Ozrael:: God, you are now the subject of the best ICQ prank yet
GODALMIGHTY:: oh f*** you guys
ShaN_Ts00n:: It is I The role model for the youth of Korea, Bad Mama Jama and webmaster of God’s favorite net publication John Hawkins
Ozrael:: Ozrael and John Hawkins have teamed up
GODALMIGHTY:: s*** now i will be the laughing stock of both sites
Ozrael:: Nah… you made the cut
ShaN_Ts00n:: My god this was funny =)
Ozrael:: toooo funny
Ozrael:: sorry man
Ozrael:: I’m still laughing
ShaN_Ts00n:: I didn’t even know this was u God until I got into chat =)
Ozrael:: afk, I need to roll on the floor some more
GODALMIGHTY:: yeah well thanks
ShaN_Ts00n:: and I didn’t actually do any hacking of course =)
GODALMIGHTY:: i even made that annoying bot in your forum
Ozrael:: Still interested in writing for the Reel?
GODALMIGHTY:: yeah sure
Ozrael:: still laughing
ShaN_Ts00n:: oh it’s a fun thing God…u r famous now
GODALMIGHTY:: i figured it out after i found the real site hidden in index1EDITORS NOTE:: …LIAR
Ozrael:: very famous
Ozrael:: there is no index 1
GODALMIGHTY:: very convincing though
GODALMIGHTY:: i saw an index3 in my history
ShaN_Ts00n:: all bullsh*t and mirrors =)
GODALMIGHTY:: i know that
GODALMIGHTY:: but very funny
Ozrael:: still laughing…
GODALMIGHTY:: i was laughing at poor oz over there the whole time too
Ozrael:: NOW THIS IS A PRANK!
ShaN_Ts00n:: I think so that role model for Korea’s youth should of tipped u off if u had read page carefully
GODALMIGHTY:: i noticed that: EDITORS NOTE:: UH HUH…
ShaN_Ts00n:: that’s a description under my name in humor
GODALMIGHTY:: aggghhh i feel stupid
GODALMIGHTY:: yet at the same time very amused
Ozrael:: This was beautiful.
ShaN_Ts00n:: now I gotta finish formatting the joke someone played on weatherlight for tonights issue..don’t feel stupid..it was funny =)
GODALMIGHTY:: i gotta jet cya later
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