Angry Sex With Michelle Obama? Raping Debbie Wasserman Schultz? These People Should Be Fired.

What is conservatism coming to when this kind of garbage is making it on Fox? This will be on the front page of every newspaper in America tomorrow, so we might as well talk about it now.

Andy Levy: They’re grifters and scumbags, the Obamas.

[Applause]

Greg Gutfeld: Grifters and scumbags.

Andy Levy: Yes

Greg Gutfeld: Not just one or the other.

Andy Levy: They’re not charming grifters like in the movie.

Greg Gutfeld: No, no.

Tucker Carlson: I don’t want to be crass but I just hope that Barack Obama takes all that, you know, rage that comes from repression and denial and brings it into the bedroom with her. I hope he f–ks her angrily because, because that’s how I would. And I’ve thought about it. I just…

[Laughter and applause]

Tucker Carlson: …It’s a political statement I’m trying to make.

Andy Levy: Just so we get, just so you don’t get charges of racism, because only Michelle Obama was involved, I sometimes think about f–king the s–t out of Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

[Laughter and applause]

Tucker Carlson: Because I think…

Greg Gutfeld: I’m with you.

Andy Levy: …she needs it. So, it’s not, it’s not just black women we’re talking about f–king. Like, let’s bone that Wasserman girl.

Tucker Carlson: Alright. Let’s video it.

Andy Levy: I’m up for whipping up some Schultz in Schultz

I’m sorry, but this just goes too far. Red Eye needs to be taken off the air and Andy Levy and Tucker Carlson’s careers should be over — and the audience laughed about a rape “joke?” This stuff isn’t even a joke in any meaningful sense. It’s “We hate these people and find the idea of raping them funny because of it.”

Oh wait, a second.

I bungled that transcript a little. The show was actually HBO’s “Real Time” with Bill Maher, the guests were Dan Savage and Marc Maron, while the people they were discussing raping were Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum.

DAN SAVAGE, SEX ADVICE COLUMNIST: They’re grifters and scumbags, the Bachmanns.

[Applause]

BILL MAHER, HOST: Grifters and scumbags.

SAVAGE: Yes

MAHER: Not just one or the other.

SAVAGE: They’re not charming grifters like in the movie.

MAHER: No, no.

MARC MARON, COMEDIAN: I don’t want to be crass but I just hope that Marcus Bachmann takes all that, you know, rage that comes from repression and denial and brings it into the bedroom with her. I hope he f–ks her angrily because, because that’s how I would. And I’ve thought about it. I just…

[Laughter and applause]

MARON: …It’s a political statement I’m trying to make.

SAVAGE: Just so we get, just so you don’t get charges of sexism, because only Michele Bachmann was involved, I sometimes think about f–king the s–t out of Rick Santorum.

[Laughter and applause]

SAVAGE: Because I think…

MARON: I’m with you.

SAVAGE: …he needs it. So, it’s not, it’s not just women we’re talking about f–king. Like, let’s bone that Santorum boy.

MARON: Alright. Let’s video it.

SAVAGE: I’m up for whipping up some santorum in Santorum

Did this cause a major scandal? No. Did it show up on front pages across America? No. Was Bill Maher’s show cancelled? No. Are Dan Savage and Mark Moron or whatever his name is persona non grata criticized on the Left for what they said? No, the world’s most hypersensitive people, who would go ABSOLUTELY INSANE if half the stuff in the fake Red Eye transcript were real, are indifferent because we have liberals discussing raping conservatives, not vice-versa.

PS: This post contains parody. None of the above Red Eye transcript actually occurred, which it’s necessary to add because a parody showing conservatives saying that sort of thing is more dangerous to conservatives, than liberals actually saying offensive things.

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