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Can’t Make This Stuff Up: Global Warming Activist FREEZES To Death
Written By : Lori Ziganto

The very definition of irony.

Submitting without comment, only because I don’t wish to go to hell.

From Jammie Wearing Fool:

Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.

“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing”, recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. “There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, ‘HELP-COLD‘”.

His widow appears to be a half-wit, to boot.

“He kept talking about when they ‘get down to chili’, and I thought they were talking about the order in which they would consume their food supplies“, Mrs. Schneider recounted. “I had no idea they were talking about Chile, the country from which you usually fly or sail in order to reach Antarctica”.

(cross-posted at iowntheworld and snark and boobs)

Correction from John Hawkins: This story apparently originated with a spoof site.

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  • StanInFtWorth

    It is so very sad when life ends needlessly. My condolences to the families.

  • Smithwick

    It is so very sad when life ends needlessly. My condolences to the families.

    Posted by StanInFtWorth

    Sounds like it amounted to basically suicide via idiocy.

    Morons will always find ways to kill themselves. It may be hard to watch but it’s a necessary part of nature. If it works out that more global warming hysterics kill themselves than non-global warming hysterics I’d say that’s simply because they have more idiots in their ranks.

  • MediumHeadBoy

    But Jack Off says the sky is falling. Who are going to believe, an idiot left-wing troll or your own eyes?

  • baoxian

    Shouldn’t somebody who claims to be knowledgable about the climate know that March marks the end of the Antarctic summer and the beginning of the continent’s plunge into severe cold and storms?

    Robert Falcon Scott, leader of the ill-fated Terra Nova expedition to the South pole, died in Antarctia on March 29th, 1912. He froze to death.

  • Bildo

    Does this qualify for a Darwin Award?

  • StanInFtWorth

    Ace of Spades HQ is now reporting that the source of this story is a parody site.

  • Evilbookworm

    I hope it is a parody. Shame for anyone to die like that. And if it’s real, come on Ms. Ziganto. A little respect for the dead, and the widow?

  • http://networdblog.blogspot.com/ Christopher_Taylor

    Apparently yes you can make this kind of thing up.

    Still, given the repeated trips up to the arctic regions by alarmists and AGW hysterics to find out how bad the warming is, and there being shocked by how cold and icy it is, I wouldn’t at all be surprised if a tragedy like this took place.

    The left has crossed the satire horizon long ago: the point at which it becomes impossible to parody them because they are so absurd and self-parodying.

  • smalldreams

    Yes you can make this stuff up. EcoEnquirer is a humor site. And NO ONE WHO RE-POSTED THE STORY HAS NOTICED THEIR ERROR YET. Take it down, please. I’m embarrassed to even be commenting on this.

  • http://guardian.blogdrive.com/ CavalierX

    The EcoEnquirer also has breaking news stories like ‘Penguins “Fed Up” With Media Attention’ and ‘Court Orders Fisherman to Apologize to Eagle,’ and a report from the Global Warming Conference of 2027.

  • Rose

    I heard it was a parody late this evening, frankly after trying hard all day not to laugh…
    But I remember this story from a year ago, and they were radio-ing out SOS’s, for weeks, in blizzard conditions, under-supplied, totally shocked by the reality of no swimming weather, lack of food, rationing, and I never heard that they got out of there.

    Are they sure this is a parody???

    Then was the whole expedition, last year, a parody as well?

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