Eco-Moonbats Asking College Students To Pee In The Shower To Save The Planet – Yellow Is The New Green

I kid you not, they’ve named the campaign: “Go with the Flow.” So, the premise is… save the planet by making wee wee in the shower first thing when you are rub-a-dub-dubbing in the morning. I can’t wait to see what they propose for Number 2. “Float your Boat? Now with eco-nuts!

From Slate (Did he say ‘maths?’ What a maroon!):

We all need to do our part. Every little bit counts. You know the slogans. You also know you’ve done it before. Pee in the shower, that is. Now, according to a new student campaign at a university in England, that timesaving habit also makes you a bit of an environmentalist. So, go on, multitask—save the planet.

That’s the idea behind the “Go with the Flow” campaign at the University of East Anglia that, as the BBC delicately describes it, urges “the university’s 15,000 students to take their first wee of the day while having their morning shower.” The shower-cum-loo initiative is the work of two of the university’s students, Debs Torr and Chris Dobson. Here’s what they say is the upside of what has heretofore been considered a cohabitating no-no, via the BBC:

Mr Dobson said: “We’ve done the maths, and this project stands to have a phenomenal impact. With 15,000 students at UEA, over a year we would save enough water to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool 26 times over. Imagine how big an impact it could have if we could get everyone in East Anglia, or even the UK, to change their morning habits.”

“The campaign has been really divisive – people either seem to love it or hate it,” added Mr Dobson. “We’re trying to challenge conventional behaviour, to start a debate on a resource that we largely take for granted.”

If the social risk of being an environmental pioneer of this sort is surmountable for your average freshman, what of potential health risks? “As long as the water is flowing there is no hygiene risk as urine is sterile but we would encourage that every person using the same shower consents to the challenge and if not that they don’t take part,” Dobson told the BBC.

Dude, urine is only sterile until it reaches the urethra. Current research suggests urine is not even sterile in the bladder. I guess that’s a bummer for the moonbats, huh? This is stupid, crazy and just plain gross. But what do you expect from the eco-loons? I think they have misunderstood the phrase: “all wee-weed up,” or possibly not.

Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

Terresa Monroe-Hamilton is an editor and writer for Right Wing News. She owns and blogs at NoisyRoom.net. She is a Constitutional Conservative and NoisyRoom focuses on political and national issues of interest to the American public. Terresa is the editor at Trevor Loudon's site, New Zeal - trevorloudon.com. She also does research at KeyWiki.org. You can email Terresa here. NoisyRoom can be found on Facebook and on Twitter.

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