IRONY: Global Warming Study Is CANCELLED Because….THICK SUMMER ICE!

IRONY: Global Warming Study Is CANCELLED Because….THICK SUMMER ICE!

Oh, this is so ironic that it almost seems too good to be true! This is a global research study that was supposed take place in Canada. It has been months in the planning and participants truly believed they were going to be saving the world with their research. Saving the world from over heating, due to global warming that is. Not so bright…

However, when it came down to the wire, the boat they were going to take out for the research was cancelled on them. It was needed to go pull in and assist a couple other boats that had become STUCK in the ocean because…wait for it…. UNPRECEDENTED thick summer ice. So basically, they need to go out and collect all the evidence that the world is overheating and we are in danger…except there was too much ice so they couldn’t take the boat they wanted to.

The University that was heading it, planned to conduct the third leg of its research by sending out 40 scientists into the Bay on the Canadian Research Icebreaker all to study “contributions of climate change and regulation on the Hudson Bay system.” However, they were forced to cancel it because the scientists’ icebreaker was needed by the Canadian Coast Guard for a purpose much more important. They needed to rescue fishing boats and supply ships that were STRAIGHT UP STUCK in the “unprecedented ice conditions.”

Wow….talk about IRONY!

So, one of the scientists were real quick to try and save what face they could:

“It became clear to me very quickly that these weren’t just heavy ice conditions, these were unprecedented ice conditions,” Dr. David Barber, the lead scientist on the study, told VICE. “We were finding thick multi-year sea ice floes which on level ice were five metres thick… it was much, much thicker and much, much heavier than anything you would expect at that latitude and at that time of year.”

Clearly not one to let a crisis go to waste, Barber seized the opportunity to perform the usual alarmist clown dance for the media, explaining why this incident definitely shows that global warming is a major problem and deserving of our urgent attention.

He told reporters:

“It was clear it was from the Arctic, I just needed to be among the ice to see it,” said Dr. Barber. “What was also clear to me was that climate change has caused this event to happen.”

[Don’t you just love that “I just needed to be among the ice?” I think what he’s trying in his subtle way to tell us is: “Not all superheroes wear capes.”]

Warming to his theme, he told Global News:

“This is climate change fully in action – affecting our ability to make use of marine resources and transport things.”

and

“This is a wake-up call for all of us in the country.”

“It was clear it was from the Arctic, I just needed to be among the ice to see it,” said Dr. Barber. “What was also clear to me was that climate change has caused this event to happen.”

Yes. The climate changed from cold to colder.

If this scientist truly believes in man-made global warming (now conveniently referred to as “climate change” to accommodate for inconveniences such as “unprecedented polar ice”), then it means that we, mankind, are responsible for said unprecedented polar ice. So, I guess our job is done. We stopped global warming. Good job everybody. I’m gonna go have a Slurpee.

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