The Top 20 “Why I’m Voting Democrat” Tweets

by John Hawkins | October 6, 2010 12:59 pm

Over at Twitter, a funny hashtag called #WhyImVotingDemocrat[1] has sprung up. So, here are the top 20 reasons, “Why I’m voting Democrat,” courtesy of the conservatives on Twitter.

20) I really want to experience Greece, but I hate traveling — StickeeNotes[2]

19) Because the GOP are Talibans. I don’t vote for Talibans or Sharks with Hitler’s brain in them. My 2 main rules — AlanGraysonSays[3]

18) Because I Demand the American Dream…and some other Sucker to pay for it… — redostoneage[4]

17) Because of three little words: Head injury. — NotBobMcNair[5]

16) They said they’d rob me last — IMAO_[6]

15) Because we still have too many jobs in this country. — Snaqwells[7]

14) Because those Nazi & KKK loving Rethuglican Fascists are mean and call people names! — johnhawkinsrwn[8]

13) If democrats EVER get power in this country they’ll end all war and close Gitmo — NotBobMcNair[5]

12) When I drive, I like knowing that my car was designed by lawyers and assembled by a union. — iowahawkblog[9]

11) Because basically, I’m too lazy to move to China… — redostoneage[4]

10) Why visit the 3rd World when I can live in it? — tommccammon[10]

9) Because we must never return to the Bush-Cheney nightmare of debt, war, and 7% unemployment — iowahawkblog[9]

8) Because the Soviet Union would have worked with the right people in charge & we’re going to prove it — johnhawkinsrwn[8]

7) Voting for a black man excuses my rampant anti-semitism. — tommccammon[10]

6) Because Democrats care so much about poor people they want everyone to be poor. — whotnaught[11]

5) Because I believe this country is headed in the right direction…toward destruction. — darrinyeager[12]

4) Because I want to flaunt my vajazzled nether regions at the office, then sue you for looking. — JennQPublic[13]

3) Because Democrats fund programs for the mentally challenged, such as making them Speaker of the House — iowahawkblog[9]

2) Because Republican women are smart, gorgeous, witty and classy….and I hate them for it. — Furrystoat[14]

1) Because socialism is 0-58 vs. the spread since 1917… come on dude, it is DUE — iowahawkblog[9]

Endnotes:
  1. #WhyImVotingDemocrat: http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23WhyImVotingDemocrat
  2. StickeeNotes: http://twitter.com/StickeeNotes
  3. AlanGraysonSays: http://twitter.com/AlanGraysonSays
  4. redostoneage: http://twitter.com/redostoneage
  5. NotBobMcNair: http://twitter.com/NotBobMcNair
  6. IMAO_: http://twitter.com/IMAO_
  7. Snaqwells: http://twitter.com/Snaqwells
  8. johnhawkinsrwn: http://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn
  9. iowahawkblog: http://twitter.com/iowahawkblog
  10. tommccammon: http://twitter.com/tommccammon
  11. whotnaught: http://twitter.com/whotnaught
  12. darrinyeager: http://twitter.com/darrinyeager
  13. JennQPublic: http://twitter.com/JennQPublic
  14. Furrystoat: http://twitter.com/Furrystoat

Source URL: https://rightwingnews.com/lists/the-top-20-reasons-why-im-voting-democrat/