Is It Any Wonder CNN Is In Last Place? Joy Behar Goes Moonbat


In the war of words that the White House started, Fox News is up 9%. And CNN? They’ve dropped 68% in prime time. And they are dead last among cable news networks, including Headline News. Ratings should get really fun when they start including the cable business news networks. So, what to do? Let Crazy Joy Behar loose!

In the schoolyard of American politics, President Obama is the big, smart kid with all of the test answers who’s being bullied by a bunch of Neanderthal ankle-biters from all sides.

Meanwhile, all the teachers are wondering, “Why does he take this crap? He’s bigger and smarter than all the other kids.”

It’s no surprise the Glenn Becks of the world have been attacking Obama since the moment he stepped into the Oval Office. Beck and his blathering buddies on the right — you know, the stinky kids in the coatroom who eat their own boogers. Always pick on the kids least likely to fight back.

Isn’t that special? Doesn’t that make you want to patronize CNN, on the web and on your TV, even more? It gets worse

That being said — we did elect President Obama to change things, and so far the only thing he seems to be changing are his faux-patriotic lapel pins … and his mind.

With the public option in the public toilet, not asking or telling about “don’t ask, don’t tell,” the Gitmo Hilton still entertaining guests, and same-sex marriage so far off Obama’s radar that it’s now on his sonar, seeds of doubt have been planted in the left’s collective mind.

If this guy can’t get his own party to step in line on health care reform, they wonder, then how the hell will he get other countries to do what he wants them to do? Although in some ways, that might be easier then dealing with these Blue Dogs who hump your leg … and not in a good way.

She just can’t back of being a snot to Fox News and Conservative radio……wait, what? She is making all sorts of friends, eh?

Admittedly, I might be overreacting just a bit. (WT-Gee, you think?) The majority of the country is behind Obama. The situation just seems worse than it is because we’re not used to this new era, in which you can actually criticize the president without being shouted down as an unpatriotic, Socialist, traitorous, granny-killing, freedom hater. After eight years of a presidency shrouded in darkness, we’re not used to seeing the president’s supporters, of all people, shining a light on his shortcomings.

Actually, the majority have the same feelings about his plans that they have about fresh boogers, Joy. And his approval ratings are dropping. And dropping. And dropping. So, to end this

It’s not time to panic, but President Obama needs to size up one of these twerps, cock back his arm, and take a swing soon, because the Democratic majorities in Congress won’t last forever.

Oh, good, now she suggests violence. Whatever happened to the peaceful, thoughtful, we are so smart, tolerant Progressives? You know, the traits they keep telling us they have?

Crossed at Pirate’s Cove

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