Obama and A Moronic Room With A View

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Obama and A Moronic Room With A View

Written By : Lori Ziganto

I hate The View. I can’t think of anything that I’d like to watch less than a bunch of inane broads, prattling on about their va-jay-jays endlessly while pretending that they are oh so cool and hip. In fact, the entire premise of the show annoys me. “Oh look at us! 4 (or 5) women sitting around talking ! Aren’t we super awesome and daring? Isn’t this bold and unique?”

Um, no.You’ll see the same thing every morning in many households in those “bitter” small towns, after the school bus picks up the kids. Only with real coffee not some chai tea business. And better conversation. And hotter, younger dames. Plus, I am pretty sure that a bunch of old, embarrassingly stupid, unattractive women discussing their “va-jay-jays” is one of the modern day seven signs of the Apocalypse. If not, it should be. The use of the term va-jay-jay is another, I’m certain. What happened to the much more elegant and classy “naughty bits”? Oh, right. Feminists happened. You’ve come a long way, baby!

So anyway, apparently, President Obama has no such qualms. In fact, he finds The View preferable to attending the 100th Anniversary of the Boy Scouts. Makes sense, I suppose. I mean, the boy scouts are just a bunch of kids that other people were “punished by”. Plus, it’s all American like apple pie and stuff, which we know he thinks is super icky.

Reuters – President Barack Obama will appear on female chat show “The View” on Thursday, in what the ABC network said on Monday was the first appearance by a sitting U.S. president on a daytime TV talk show.

“We are so pleased and honored that President Obama will be a guest on ‘The View.’…This shows that both the president and first lady feel that our show is an influential and important source of information and news,” Walters, 80, said in a statement.

Another sign of the Apocalypse? The View considered an important source of information and news. Although, to be fair, they may be slightly more credible than most of the members of JournoList.

I can’t wait to hear the questions they ask of President Obama, particularly those posed by two women who could actually turn me into a misogynist: Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar. They may revisit their scintillating and insightful commentary wherein they accused white men of being “traumatized” by a black President. Or, perhaps once again share with us the difference between regular old – and apparently acceptable to them – rape and rape-rape? Maybe even discuss Whoopi’s concern that strict constructionists on the Supreme Court will “make her a slave. again.” Firstly, dude. That is the most idiotic strawman of all idiotic strawmen. Secondly, again? Evidently, she’s 150 years old or something (math is hard)

If anything is traumatized, it will be our country by Obama’s policies. Which they, of course, won’t ask about. There was a game on twitter today, hash tagged #predictedtoughviewquestions. Sadly, I do believe they may be quite prescient. Here are a few that I expect to be asked of Obama on The View

“Do you know CPR? Because, you take my breath away”
“Would you say that you are The MOST Awesome, or THE Most Awesome?”
“So, about your ‘laser like focus’ on jobs … your eyes are *gorgeous*, by the way”
“It’s so awful that the “f**king NASCAR retards” don’t get all the nuance-y nuance of your nuance-iness, isn’t it?”

The Obama “very special episode” is to air on Thursday and I plan to watch, if only to point and snicker. I’ve set my DVR because I, like the Boy Scouts whom President Obama is snubbing, am always prepared. Obama really should attend the Boy Scout anniversary, if only because he could stand to learn a thing or two about being prepared. He hasn’t been too good at that whole “ready to lead on Day One” thing.

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Crossposted from NewsReal and at DC Trawler/Daily Caller

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Lee

When you think about it, it's better that Obama is going on The View rather than speaking to the Boy Scouts. Do you REALLY want the Boy Scouts to be exposed to someone like Obama? Some of the Scouts may be mature enough to see through the facade, but most are probably too young to really understand how dangerous Obama's ideas really are.
northerncanuck

Doing the drinking game for when he says “I” or “Me” is too intoxicating. Try a shot every time he uses a Valley Girl “like”.
baoxian

I can tell you exactly what will happen in this “interview” (read: scripted sit-down).

1. Obama will feign concern about the economy, make a slanted reference to blaming Republicans, and be let off the hook completely about his own policies.

2. Someone will mention Shirley Sherrod, and the discussion will immediately turn to how racist Fox News is while Obama's own role is left out entirely.

3. Someone (probably Behar) will make a viciously out of line comment, then Obama will smirk and smooth things over in an entirely phony attempt to make him look moderate.

4. The compulsory Sarah Palin hate joke, possibly combined with #3.

5. Obama won't be able to resist talking about his Endless Summer of vacations just to have his ego stroked about how worldly and well-traveled he is.
Kingfisher

One could die of alcohol poisoning with any of those words.
Guest

That must be why Reagan didn't appear at the Boy Scouts diamond anniversary national jamboree in Va. He didn't want to expose the Scouts to someone associated to the Iran-Contra Administration.
Mr. EMT

Logic Fail.
Mediumheadboy

Wow, you must be stupid. Does the name Lawrence Walsh mean anything to you?
Mr. EMT

He is reaching out to the same demographic that helped get him elected.
Vapid females that think drugging a 13 year old and sodomizing her isn't “rape rape”
The same demographic that worship at the feet of oprah and watch the Bravo network and think someone using toxic insults on people is “funny” I.e., Kathy Griffen.
These females HATE to think for themselves and HATE discussions about politics because they “don't want to get involved” but think they know best how people should behave.
I am stereotyping but I dare anyone with a lick of sense to try to dispute my generalization.
Guest

What is your point medium brained boy? Was there a scheduling conflict with the Boy Scouts and Walsh? I didn't think so… Tell me again, under whose watch did the Iran-Contra take place?
baoxian

Obama's official excuse is a “scheduling conflict” with a Manhattan fundraiser that was “nailed down early last week”.

Apparently 100 years advance notice wasn't enough time for Obama and his staff to consider the Boy Scouts.
StanW

I'm kinda glad he didn't address the Boy Scouts in person. A lying POS like Obama has no business even being around a fine organization like the Boy Scouts.
TheDickNixon

Flagged for threadjacking.
Guest

75 years wasn't enough time for Reagan. I agree it would be a nice gesture, but probably a secret service nightmare. Out of curiosity, have you attended a Boy Scout National Jamboree?
TheDickNixon

Flagged for threadjacking.
StanW

Under whose watch did the Gulf Oil Spill happen? You really want to open that door?
StanW

Have you? Are you a Scout?
baoxian

That's because Reagan had cancer surgery about a week before, you ignorant prick.
Mr. EMT

“Stand up chuck and take a bow!”
Guest

Too bad he didn't have a vice president…. I am just jerking y'alls chain, he sent Nancy. The Beach Boys and the Oak Ridge Boys played for us as well. And we had a 62 mile an hour wind gust come through with heavy rains that week, collapsed 1000's of tents, turned over port-a-johns with kids in them, we had a real mess for awhile. From what I have heard, none of the Bushs' ever spoke at a national jamboree.
http://www.cavalierx.com CavalierX

I've tried to watch clips from The View with no success. I can see the women all right, but all I can hear is this: http://tinyurl.com/ykudhmg
http://www.cavalierx.com CavalierX

Sorry, I think that was just Joy Bahar. The entire group of them usually sound like this to me: http://tinyurl.com/2dz9wsc
Mediumheadboy

Since the cockholster troll insists on going down that particular road, how about we talk about all the things that happened under Clinton's watch, hmm?
ATeaPartyPatriot

Forget the low-brow gabfest The View – when hussein appears on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader” and LOSES, THAT will be the lowest point of any president in American history. (In hussein's defense, he really believes that “The Father of America” is Karl Marx.)
TheDickNixon

2005 Bush spoke at the third show. Bill Frist at the 2nd.

Obama went on a partisan leftists “woman's show”.

Character Counts.
http://funnyoddthing.blogspot.com frizbeesf

Oh Get over yourselves wingnuts!

From past experience I can tell you when the President does attend the NatJambo it is a LOGISTICAL NIGHTMARE for the Scouts and their leaders the needed security arrangements delay EVERYTHING. That is one of the reasons RONALAD REAGAN NEVER ATTENDED.

And if Obama DID go the winguts on the right would be stamping their widdle teabagger feet about how he was “exploiting” the BSA for a photo op.

The Jambo is about the Scouts and their experience at the EVENT. Meeting other scouts and leaders from all over, making new friends etc. And, having to wait in line for hours just to walk through metal dectectors and have your pack searched to get in and hear a ten min speech by his predecessor was one of the BIGGEST complaints from the last Jamboree.
Montana

Real the “Boy scouts Jamboree”, real? Are you saying he disrespect our boys in uniform?, please. Or is he more focused on speaking to adults (The View) about what he is doing to repair our nation (those boys can’t vote, you know). And so you know (or take a look yourself) Twelve other presidents have skipped the Jamboree, including Ronald Reagan (he missed all of them), Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon and yes even Dwight D. Eisenhower, among others, so, honestly, who cares, I don’t.