Written By : John Hawkins

The print version of the Enquirer has a scandalous new story out about Osama Bin Laden. The piece features quotes from ex-wives and mistresses talking about his private life and it’s quite twisted. Everything from paranoia, to Bin Laden’s terrible fear of American soldiers, to his sexual perversity is discussed in the piece and normally, I would tell you to take it with a grain of salt because it’s the Enquirer. However, since it’s Osama, lets just assume it’s all true and then some…

Osama’s mistress Kola Boof…says at times the terrorist held her against her will and regularly raped her. He once kept her prisoner for 10 months in a Moroccan hotel, she says.

After Bin Laden disappeared, Kola was told that he had found a replacement for her — a woman he kept chained in his Pakistan hideout to serve as his sex slave.

…Bin Laden pretended to be pious — but was a hypocrite, revealed the friend. “Kola said she often found ‘Playboy’ magazines in his briefcase. His favorite television shows were ‘The Wonder Years,” ‘Miami Vice’ and ‘MacGyver.”

….She told her friend (Osama) was a regular pot smoker and said he was never on kidney dialysis, despite reports to the contrary.

“Kola also described Osama as having horrible body odor, and said he often beat her to make her do what he wanted sexually.”

….Despite Bin Laden’s varied tastes in women, Kola told an interviewer that at heart he was a racist who hated African-Americans….except for attractive women like his idol Whitney Houston.

…Bin Laden also viciously beat his wives and children, (Carmen Bin Laden, Osama’s ex-sister-in-law) said, often punching or kicking them for no reason.

…Added his mistress Kola: “Bin Laden claimed to be a man of God. But he was a hypocrite who cared only for himself and treated others like animals. The world is a better place now that he’s dead.”

Bin Laden was a man who lived for evil, treated even those close to him cruelly, and died like a dog. Kola summed it up perfectly with that last quote, “Bin Laden claimed to be a man of God. But he was a hypocrite who cared only for himself and treated others like animals. The world is a better place now that he’s dead.”

PS: Again, this is the Enquirer; so it’s possible this isn’t all 100% true. For example, the word “goat love” did not appear in the piece once; so you have to wonder if all the details are right.

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