Time Magazine Confirms: Liberal Media Has Jumped the Shark on Global Warming Hoax

It isn’t just the barking moonbat self-parodies at the snicker-inducing New York Times. The establishment liberal press has officially jumped the shark, rendering itself irrelevant to the world of adults with its desperate attempt to convince the cretinously gullible that the harsh winter weather we’ve been witnessing is caused by the chimerical global warming crisis. See if you can keep a straight face while reading this from Time Magazine:

…while piles of snow blocking your driveway hardly conjure images of a dangerously warming world, it doesn’t mean that climate change is a myth. … One theory is that a warmer Arctic may actually lead to colder and snowier winters in the northern mid-latitudes. Even as countries like Britain — suffering through the coldest December on record — deal with low temperatures and unusual snow, the Arctic has kept on warming, with Greenland and Arctic Canada experiencing the hottest year on record.

As has been noted, claiming that even if it’s colder where there are people to witness the temperature, it’s warmer in places where there aren’t is a favorite trick of warmists.

How’s this for an explanation as to how global warming makes it be so cold:

The theory seems counterintuitive, but as Jeff Masters, a meteorologist who writes the great Wunder Blog at Weather Underground, put it in a recent post, it makes sense: “This pattern is kind of like leaving the refrigerator door ajar — the refrigerator warms up, but all the cold air spills out into the house.” The planet overall is still warming — and the Arctic fastest of all — but the cold air from the far north can result in biting winter weather and major storms, for a while at least.

Here’s an idea: why don’t we raise taxes so that World Government can create a giant refrigerator door to keep the cold air from leaking out of the arctic? The sacred man-eating polar bears will stay comfortably cool, and Mayor Bloomberg and the public sector unions crippling NYC might be able to handle snow removal.

Strangely enough, global warming didn’t always cause so much snow and cold in Britain. Here‘s what they were saying 10 years ago:

Global warming, the heating of the atmosphere by increased amounts of industrial gases, is … so far manifesting itself more in winters which are less cold than in much hotter summers. According to Dr David Viner, a senior research scientist at the climatic research unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia, within a few years winter snowfall will become “a very rare and exciting event”.

“Children just aren’t going to know what snow is,” he said.

The University of East Anglia was among the most esteemed establishment strongholds of global warming ideology. The Climategate scandal revealed it to be infested with liars who deliberately propped up the phony crisis in exchange for a gusher of taxpayer money.

Over 1,000 scientists from more respectable institutions have officially gone on the record that global warming is a fraud. But like the New York Times, Time Magazine will be neck deep in the tar pits before they admit it.

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But where there are no people to witness the weather it’s warm.

On tips from mega, Lyle, and Jodie. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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