A few weeks back, a couple of Jehovah's witnesses showed up at my house and I was nice to them and took their literature (I skimmed it to see if there was something kooky in it worth writing about, but no dice).

Well, they came by again just now to drop off some more literature and we had another nice conversation, during which I invited them to go to church with me this Sunday. Is it cheating to try to talk the Jehovah's witnesses into going to a Methodist Church when they're trying to recruit you into the Jehovah's Witnesses? =D

PS: I grew up Baptist, but have been going to a Methodist church of late. There doesn't seem to be two dimes' worth of difference between them.