Out of the top 20 stories on Conservative Grapevine for 2007, 15 of them were essentially "eye candy."

Here's the best of the rest: the top 20 non-eye candy stories of 2007 on Conservative Grapevine .

20) How to save your marriage (funny, but a little raunchy and obscene in places) (Mack)

19) Where aren't they now: The 7 strangest post-sitcom careers (Cracked)

18) 5 things Hollywood thinks computers can do (Cracked)

17) What really happens in a gunfight? (Guns and Ammo)

16) The 7 most gruesome rock 'N' roll legends and whether they're true (This is very raunchy in spots (Cracked)

15) Top 10 shocking Hollywood secrets (Celebslam)

14) The 10 most awesome movies Hollywood ever killed. (Cracked)

13) The 7 Most Terrifying Celebrity Transformations (Cracked)

12) My instant boob job from 36A to 36DD - and the effect it had on men (and women) (Daily Mail)

11) Hollywood's 10 worst career moves (Maxim)

10) Before they were famous: The 10 most regrettable celebrity commercials (Cracked)

9) The 10 most obnoxious bumper stickers I have seen in Madison, Wisconsin (Atomic Trousers)

8) The 5 most unintentionally hilarious comic strips (Cracked)

7) Are these the pictures that drove Owen Wilson to attempt suicide? (Daily Mail)

6) Michelle quits the O'Reilly show over the way that the Geraldo spitting comments were handled. (Michelle Malkin)

5) 25 photographs taken at the exact right time (w/pic). (Sawse -- Stir It Up!)

4) Rudi's lead disappears as Fred Thompson catches up to him. Both are at 24 in the most recent Rasmussen poll. (w/pic). (Hot Air)

3) Madonna's freaky and disgusting muscular arms (w/pic). (The Skinny Website)

2) Britney's ex-bodyguard blows lid on her 'drug use and nudity' (Daily Mail)

1) Are you ready for clothing made out of human skin? (Hot Air)