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June 16, 2008
John Hawkins Chuck Norris Fact: That Is One Weird Cartoon

Over at WorldNetDaily, they had a short promo that read like so,

America's oil, Chuck style
Exclusive: Joel Barbee illustrates action hero's push for black gold 'made in the USA'

I scratched my head a little bit at that description, but figured there was probably a cute "Chuck Norris Facts" joke in there. So, decided to check it out.

Here's what I found,

Chuck Norris Nude

I looked at the drawing, didn't think it was funny, but sort of had this feeling of "wrongness." Something was just off and then, it hit me. Chuck Norris isn't wearing pants!

What? The? Hell?!?

Why is Norris nude? Does the artist usually draw Donald Duck photos or something? But heck, even Donald Duck wears a shirt. Then I figured, hey, maybe it's a take-off on Atlas holding up the entire planet. But even in most of those, Atlas is at least wearing a loin cloth,

I could make some other guesses, but I'm not even going to go there. I'm just going to be glad that they didn't drop a full frontal on me when I went to see the cartoon...

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