Dems have the goods on gutsy anti-pork Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK). He's committed the ultimate crime (according to moonbats) — bringing babies into the world:

Coburn has come under new pressure from the Ethics panel for delivering babies at the Muskogee Regional Medical Center, which changed from a public to a private institution in April last year after it was acquired by Capella Healthcare. […] In May, Coburn received a strongly worded "final determination" memo threatening him with a Senate censure if he did not stop delivering babies for free.

According to Democrat leaders' deranged alternative to logic, Coburn shouldn't be allowed to deliver babies for free at Muskogee because it is no longer a public institution.

Too bad Coburn isn't a Democrat. Instead of delivering babies for free, he could abort them, and the Congressional leadership would start naming hospitals after him.

Hat tip: Michelle Malkin; on a tip from Burning Hot. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.